Charm City Cryptid
@helix-art.bsky.social
Containment has been breached. You are being hunted.
Every. DAY.
I resist the urge to walk into the forest.
And fOr WHaT
I resist the urge to walk into the forest.
And fOr WHaT
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every. DAY.
I resist the urge to walk into the forest.
And fOr WHaT
I resist the urge to walk into the forest.
And fOr WHaT
The coolest kinds of queer person are in 1 of 2 groups:
Lesbian Vampire Coven and Gay Clown Cult
both accept trans people, love makeup, and dress to the 9s.
Lesbian Vampire Coven and Gay Clown Cult
both accept trans people, love makeup, and dress to the 9s.
September 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The coolest kinds of queer person are in 1 of 2 groups:
Lesbian Vampire Coven and Gay Clown Cult
both accept trans people, love makeup, and dress to the 9s.
Lesbian Vampire Coven and Gay Clown Cult
both accept trans people, love makeup, and dress to the 9s.
I made some blacklist paintings of gay cryptids. I even sold 1 to a complete stranger
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I made some blacklist paintings of gay cryptids. I even sold 1 to a complete stranger
Somedays are bad, but then the bidet is immediately right on target, and I take that as a good omen.
September 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Somedays are bad, but then the bidet is immediately right on target, and I take that as a good omen.
I know God is real because I stole 5$ out of his wallet, and every time I spend it the thing I bought malfunctions or explodes, and then the 5$ appears back in my wallet.
September 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I know God is real because I stole 5$ out of his wallet, and every time I spend it the thing I bought malfunctions or explodes, and then the 5$ appears back in my wallet.
This game looks like what Twisted Metal should have become.
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July 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This game looks like what Twisted Metal should have become.
I really fuck with this
July 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I really fuck with this
I think vultures are the other goth bird
July 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I think vultures are the other goth bird
Wow, I hunt around in IG setting for a while and find the "turn off the stupid garbage we 'suggest' for you" button and suddenly all I'm seeing is stuff I want.
Why the fuck does this only last 30 days?
Why the fuck does this only last 30 days?
July 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Wow, I hunt around in IG setting for a while and find the "turn off the stupid garbage we 'suggest' for you" button and suddenly all I'm seeing is stuff I want.
Why the fuck does this only last 30 days?
Why the fuck does this only last 30 days?
I've learned 2 things following the release of the FinalFantasy MagicTheGathering crossover: I should check out FF6 and FF9 and nothing else, and MtG is ruined forever.
July 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I've learned 2 things following the release of the FinalFantasy MagicTheGathering crossover: I should check out FF6 and FF9 and nothing else, and MtG is ruined forever.
My diet Arizona tea tastes like shit now. Life ruined.
June 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My diet Arizona tea tastes like shit now. Life ruined.
My favorite thing to do talking about music is to wait for someone to say a song they really like and be like "oh if you love that then check this out" and it's a video of serj tankeon screaming into a bucket.
June 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My favorite thing to do talking about music is to wait for someone to say a song they really like and be like "oh if you love that then check this out" and it's a video of serj tankeon screaming into a bucket.
Who are the best shitposters on this site?
March 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Who are the best shitposters on this site?
While you were buying microtransactions your girl was getting railed deeper than she's ever been
January 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
While you were buying microtransactions your girl was getting railed deeper than she's ever been
Babe wake up, new ship dynamic dropped
January 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Babe wake up, new ship dynamic dropped
Sex is fun and all but have you tried regicide?
December 31, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Sex is fun and all but have you tried regicide?
Gawd.... FUCKING dammit!
December 29, 2024 at 5:34 AM
Gawd.... FUCKING dammit!
The best time travel narrative in all of fiction is the 'Roswell that Ends Well' episode of Futurama
December 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
The best time travel narrative in all of fiction is the 'Roswell that Ends Well' episode of Futurama
I know Krampus is real because me and him fucked my gf last night. Goat-style is somethin' else, my dudes.
December 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I know Krampus is real because me and him fucked my gf last night. Goat-style is somethin' else, my dudes.
At time of writing, my greatest joy would be to snuggle my gfs cat, but he ate too fast and barfed up his dinner and now wants to cool off in his little kitty apartment which is a turned over couch next to my bed.
It's tragic. My life is tragic.
It's tragic. My life is tragic.
December 8, 2024 at 6:43 AM
At time of writing, my greatest joy would be to snuggle my gfs cat, but he ate too fast and barfed up his dinner and now wants to cool off in his little kitty apartment which is a turned over couch next to my bed.
It's tragic. My life is tragic.
It's tragic. My life is tragic.
I do not advocate violence. Every human life lost is a tragedy.
December 7, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I do not advocate violence. Every human life lost is a tragedy.
Chef's kiss to this gem
December 6, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Chef's kiss to this gem
Something smells like praxis.
December 5, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Something smells like praxis.
A group of white people is called a 'gaggle'.
November 29, 2024 at 6:41 AM
A group of white people is called a 'gaggle'.
Gobble gobble, mother cluckers!
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Gobble gobble, mother cluckers!