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forest planet denizen | "caramel" | 29 she/her ♎️ 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️
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"They are the stock-jobbers of history, lives are their units of exchange. Lives as they are lived, deaths as they are died, all that is made of flesh, blood, semen, bone, fire, pain, shit, madness, intoxication, visions, everything that has been passing down here forever, is real history." --TP AtD
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."

@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Had a good thanksgiving improving my recipe for next friendsgiving :3
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Finally convinced a trans girl who came out post-2020 to get emotionally invested in We Know the Devil... My work here is done
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Hell yeah I love Plur1bus -
Peace
Love
Unity
Respect
1 bus inbound
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Realized I never shared my best photo to bluesky?? I still go back and mess around with the colors on this sometimes because I can't capture what an eclipse is like
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
calling people normies has gotten too mainstream, calling them muggles has been ruined, we gotta start calling people shmucks again
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Cursed comics in the little free library (that's inside the city library?)
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Then again it’s possible more moons is actually worse from a poet’s perspective. You have to allow for that.

Stasis amidst abundance of choice.

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October 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dude in front of me on the bus was doing deep historical research about the history of Jewish settlers in the Ohio Valley - and I was really curious, peeking over his shoulder, until it turned out he was copying and pasting historical society articles into ChatGPT for "insight" 😬
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Balatro is just Solitaire 2
August 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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All through Mason & Dixon, the boys are worried that they're the puppets for some shadowy conspiracy or another (Freemasons, Jesuits, British King, Penn family, etc.) and in the end Dixon works out they were just working for the abstract concept Slavery, every single thing they did. That's it! Oops!
August 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
some people write in books, and I don't, but it's usually fine. however the person who underlined a sentence in the novel im reading in pen and filled the margins with the speaking character, title, and author followed by "great quote for my book!" went too far
August 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
realized part of my motivation for moving might be that I feel more comfortable in a KN95 at work gender expression wise and also think that's something people should still do at least *sometimes*. hard to explain how radical that seemed to some people in wv even when there was flu going around
August 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Current* conditions near Toronto, ON:
August 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the really telling thing in this whole news cycle has been that Cuomo thinks $2300 /month is *reasonable* rent for an imaginary single mother to pay on state assistance compared to what they'd actually pay for, It's incredibly out of touch thing to imply and he doesn't seem to notice
August 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
got distracted by my phone while fiddling with a pen instead of writing with it, and didn't notice the tip was pressing into my tank top and just staining a massive blue blot into it, I think I have a problem
August 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ordered pizza from the back of a bodega by accident?? The cheese wasn't melted but it was pretty tasty. Internet reviews will send you anywhere lol
August 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tried playing bg3 because it's supposedly a game where choices matter. So far the choices are "do you save the villagers or help the goblins kill them " and "do you give your oc an alien parasite in exchange for an easier game." I gave it about 20 hours :/ cool interface though
August 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
lucky numbers at the station right after quitting my job, let's go
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
got to Rochester and within an hour had a falafel gyro that made me question why I didn't move back to NY years ago 👍
August 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
all this "stomp clap" "worst song" discourse is attacking songs that might've at least been genuine while missing an obvious choice for worst 2010s radio hit - Renegades by X Ambassadors, a song *literally* commissioned to sell the Jeep Renegade
August 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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I only ever did the one comic about Ozzy and it was back in October 2019
July 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
America 2025 🤝 France 1750
"I hope the Pope counsels the king against his advisors' war-like tendencies"
June 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's brrrunchtime at the Robert "Bob" Evans Memorial Restaurant
May 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM