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𝘍𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥!
"We don't know for sure.."
January 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
//Sigh. I wanna rp epic stuff
January 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"Don't forget how dangerous the gods are."
January 29, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"So if your name starts with Eury, you're probably hungry all the time. It's not our fault! The name is cursed. "

//Art credit to artist. Not mine.
January 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
// someone should make an account as helios cow 😝
January 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
//i was following my wife this whole time 😨

@hisforgottensister.bsky.social

After having stayed over at polites house, I walked home and opened the door. "Honey I'm home. It's me, Eurylochus. I'm back. Are you here?"
January 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I sprinted to Polites house and slammed on his door. "Open up pancakes! I know you're there. It's me Eurylochus! We have so much to catch up on."
I kissed the ground 5 times and then jumped up and danced around screaming in the rain.

"I'M HOME!"

4 hours later and I was at my house. It was dusty and bare. I took the longest bath. Then, I set up offerings and prayed to Hermes, Poseidon, and Amphitrite in front of my hearth. I was at peace
January 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can someone drop me off in Ithaca. Why the hell am I on Helios' Island?? I wanna talk to Polites. He's alive. :D
January 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Zeus made me alive! What a great day! The Underworld smells like sulfur and fart.
January 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Reposted by 𝘌𝘶𝘳𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘴
you did get divine death, two gods anger and killed a celestial being, went against a god's orders the bag... yeah those key factors raised your damn price
January 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I need... the bag. Give me... the bag.

-sweats profusely.-
January 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
@penelopeismine.bsky.social

//Hey, I just saw ur page. I was trying to get the whole crew. I'm trying to find an Elpenor. I got polites lolz saw ur account. Like an Antinous! Wanna rp? Trying to find epic fans 🥳 Rp au ur actually part of the crew. I wanna open the wind bag again 🤡/ rarely on tho
January 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I've got a secret I can no longer keep!
December 31, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I'm dead, and I just want to say something. I knew what perils we'd face, but I didn't deserve to die.

I had a life. I had a family, and now I'm stuck in the Underworld listening to Polites sing 24/7. I don't hate Captain, but.. I am bitter.

I hope he can understand this if my spirit can speak.
November 19, 2024 at 9:22 AM
A woman!

She had us in just two words!

#epicthemusical
November 19, 2024 at 8:40 AM