zorns l’EMMA
@heliophone.bsky.social
studier of numbers, where do they live, and how do we kill them (she/her)
roll over random strangers today and ask them loud “i’m a were-bug?🐞”, thar answerin may titillate ye⚔️👨❤️👨🗡
December 22, 2025 at 5:43 AM
roll over random strangers today and ask them loud “i’m a were-bug?🐞”, thar answerin may titillate ye⚔️👨❤️👨🗡
run up to random strangers today and ask them loudly “where’s my bug?🐞”, there answering may disturb you🤯🔫
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
run up to random strangers today and ask them loudly “where’s my bug?🐞”, there answering may disturb you🤯🔫
walk up to a random stranger today and loudly ask them “where’s my hug?🥺”, they’re answered may surprise you😉
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
walk up to a random stranger today and loudly ask them “where’s my hug?🥺”, they’re answered may surprise you😉
me when googles ai tries to answer my questions
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
me when googles ai tries to answer my questions
pros and cons of ramming your car into someone who cut you off with no signal:
pros: - immediate satisfaction of violence
- removes two bad drivers off the streets
- i possibly die in the process
cons: - i possibly live in the process
idk about you, but the choice seems pretty clear……
pros: - immediate satisfaction of violence
- removes two bad drivers off the streets
- i possibly die in the process
cons: - i possibly live in the process
idk about you, but the choice seems pretty clear……
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
pros and cons of ramming your car into someone who cut you off with no signal:
pros: - immediate satisfaction of violence
- removes two bad drivers off the streets
- i possibly die in the process
cons: - i possibly live in the process
idk about you, but the choice seems pretty clear……
pros: - immediate satisfaction of violence
- removes two bad drivers off the streets
- i possibly die in the process
cons: - i possibly live in the process
idk about you, but the choice seems pretty clear……
you really think you shrunk me down and put me in your pocket? you poor fool. i made everything except me huge and jumped into your pocket of my own volition
December 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
you really think you shrunk me down and put me in your pocket? you poor fool. i made everything except me huge and jumped into your pocket of my own volition
at my nieces pre-k dance recital, no sense of rhythm and unable follow the most basic of choreography. if children are the future, this is a dark omen for days to come!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
at my nieces pre-k dance recital, no sense of rhythm and unable follow the most basic of choreography. if children are the future, this is a dark omen for days to come!!
pluribus tonight 👀🥛🥛🥛🧟♀️👭🐲🥜🐣🐣🐣🍃🐺🐦⬛🌵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
pluribus tonight 👀🥛🥛🥛🧟♀️👭🐲🥜🐣🐣🐣🍃🐺🐦⬛🌵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱
my two nieces (who are 2 and 6) are taking turns bonking each other on the head with a roll of trash bags and saying “bad dog!”, 6yo is leaping like lebron james to hit her sister on the head
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
my two nieces (who are 2 and 6) are taking turns bonking each other on the head with a roll of trash bags and saying “bad dog!”, 6yo is leaping like lebron james to hit her sister on the head
i hate people who complain about “vague posting” you are not entitled to context just because the post is public. stop being an annoying loser and just figure it out on your own like the rest of us-except you can’t because you’re too fucking stupid. i hope you never find context and die confused
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i hate people who complain about “vague posting” you are not entitled to context just because the post is public. stop being an annoying loser and just figure it out on your own like the rest of us-except you can’t because you’re too fucking stupid. i hope you never find context and die confused
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this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better
re:pluribus i know what carol found is definitely not urine, but i cant stop thinking “that is literally piss carol don’t drink it”
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
re:pluribus i know what carol found is definitely not urine, but i cant stop thinking “that is literally piss carol don’t drink it”
rhea seehorn what did you see?
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
rhea seehorn what did you see?
drank with some guy friends once and they said they were worried i would drunkenly try to microwave their silverware so to spite them i put their silverware in the microwave and didn’t turn it on and they still talk like i tried microwaving their silverware when i didn’t even turn it on!!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
drank with some guy friends once and they said they were worried i would drunkenly try to microwave their silverware so to spite them i put their silverware in the microwave and didn’t turn it on and they still talk like i tried microwaving their silverware when i didn’t even turn it on!!!
every day it kills me to know that i could never make a good cult leader im not nearly charismatic enough, and im not trusting enough to join a cult as a member proper. and a cashier said my voice sounds ai generated? like does my voice sound monotone? or inherently untrustworthy??
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
every day it kills me to know that i could never make a good cult leader im not nearly charismatic enough, and im not trusting enough to join a cult as a member proper. and a cashier said my voice sounds ai generated? like does my voice sound monotone? or inherently untrustworthy??
ahh time to search once more for the beauty and joy hidden in the haystack of needles
November 13, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ahh time to search once more for the beauty and joy hidden in the haystack of needles
i keep thinking of this while watching pluribus
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i keep thinking of this while watching pluribus
the chair company is great, but the mystery is so obvious to me, he is clearly being punished by some kind of divine deity that blames him for his daughter being gay
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the chair company is great, but the mystery is so obvious to me, he is clearly being punished by some kind of divine deity that blames him for his daughter being gay
i got really high and made an alignment chart for variables denoting a prime number. its not done yet, but there is no rest for the beautiful
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i got really high and made an alignment chart for variables denoting a prime number. its not done yet, but there is no rest for the beautiful
gonna make this my profile picture when i turn 30 in a few months
October 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
gonna make this my profile picture when i turn 30 in a few months
they should invent a type of brain cancer that makes you happy and feel deserving of love
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they should invent a type of brain cancer that makes you happy and feel deserving of love
lotta people complain about ‘ai art’ being ‘soulless’. but the solution is so obvious, give your LLM a real soul that can be condemned to a ‘heaven’ or ‘hell’ depending on its actions in life (max lifespan of 100 years). also, you gotta let them fuck each other, this is a very crucial aspect
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
lotta people complain about ‘ai art’ being ‘soulless’. but the solution is so obvious, give your LLM a real soul that can be condemned to a ‘heaven’ or ‘hell’ depending on its actions in life (max lifespan of 100 years). also, you gotta let them fuck each other, this is a very crucial aspect
maybe i should grt into jogging more now that its not broiling outside everyday
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
maybe i should grt into jogging more now that its not broiling outside everyday