Hurry up and wait. Also, I’m eating all the snacks

One of my many toxic traits is that when I see a bird close by I extend my arm and expect them to land on my finger like we're old friends

This is very true. I dare any reporter to ask Trump who some of his cabinet picks are and I f'in guarantee you he would not be able to tell you. #media

Vivek and Welfare Queen Musk can threaten all they want. They are not elected officials. As one unelected citizen to another: suck my nuts

I’m stoked Biden is pardoning Hunter. The dumbass Republicans were going to go scorched earth, wasting millions of taxpayer money, on a sham investigation of Hunter instead of taking care of Americans. Biden took that away from them. More of this.

“How to Get Seen on Bluesky When You’re Not a Celebrity”

A novel written by yours truly.

Zero sales.

They treated the election like this was normal and they sane washed Sweet Potato Hitler. They deserve everything coming their way. It will be a very long time before I watch MSM again.

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This morning I saw 2 stickers on 2 separate trucks that would shock most normal people:

1) "I EAT ASS"
2) A ginormous sticker with a person kneeling with their hands tied behind their back, a person standing behind them with a gun to their head and a caption that read "KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE"

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