Glasshammer
helicopterjon.bsky.social
Glasshammer
@helicopterjon.bsky.social
Ex civil servant now retired. Trying to escape the hell-hole known as X/Twitter

Likes: Cats & Dogs, rollercoasters, spreadsheets, music especially prog rock, Greek Islands
Dislikes: Broccoli, right wing tossers, Brexit
You mean Jeremy Clarkson with teeth that look like a blown fuse box?
October 19, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The dummy is very lifelike though
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I think (??) it may have been Jack Dee who coined that phrase.
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Probably fed up of being called a sawn-off Dobermann 😀
September 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Had to look this up ....
September 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Unfortunately, no government is going to dismantle the system that put it into power.
May 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Of course he can't. He's all piss and wind.
April 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I take it you're having 3 friends round and using them as coasters? 😜
April 8, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Here's one you may like ....
January 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
His best imho.
January 23, 2025 at 7:43 AM
.... and here's another out of his tree ...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Yr...
Ok who made this 😂😂 you got to watch this
YouTube video by Funny WhatsApp videos
www.youtube.com
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
And that's why Private Eye call it 'Retch'. 🤮
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
You've probably seen this, but just in case ......

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5...
Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour
YouTube video by Peter Kay
www.youtube.com
January 6, 2025 at 9:25 AM