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that's a circular saw and blowtorch situation
xkcd 562: a man in a black hat is looking for parking, and finds somebody blocking two spaces. He gets out, slamming the door, and comes back with a blowtorch. Final panel is his car parked in a space, and the other car, split in half, packed into one space
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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"Key senate Dem says party caved on shutdown to make a symbolic point about the GOP" Charlie Cale from Poker Face saying "Bullshit!"
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Found Graham Platner and his supporters

cw: nazi imagery; beloved cult classic sitcom Community
November 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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woman says "waow" and thinks "based based based based based based based" as a man angrily tells her something (Mamdani won)
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
Frodo Baggins Abigail Fairfax
November 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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it's waining!
A blonde woman wearing a light colored raincoat and an umbrella smiles at the camera
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Ozy & Millie-ass ballot
Ozy & Millie comic of November 15th, 2000, by Dana Simpson Llewellyn, a western dragon, sits in a bubble bath and asks his intern/niece "How on earth did people ACCIDENTALLY vote for me". She replies "Well, I've acquired a copy of the ballot..." The second panel shows a mess of spaghetti lines connecting presidential candidates to checkboxes. Llewellyn says "Goodness" while sitting sharply upright as he looks at the ballot. His niece remarks, "In some precincts, the winner was 'mark only one'"
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I've always struggled with getting eggs fried to my satisfaction the way diners do them, but I think I'm there!

Honestly, it's the pan. It's all the pan. A nicely seasoned cast iron pan makes it happen.
A loon plate with a nice round fried egg; mixed sliced mushrooms and grape tomatoes with garlic; and two little links of vegan sausage
October 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Like a fool I didn't bring a T5 screwdriver to Starbucks, and I'm not going home to fix it, so this is how your email finds me I guess
Photo of a Framework 13 with the screen fully extended laying flat. There's a cute sticker of a fox with a trans painted tail and a lil progressive pride heart speech bubble
October 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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the city if every single one of the people who are threatening to leave actually did
a Frutiger Aero ideal future city
October 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ze train is late

Skunk is le bored
Blonde woman waits in front of a train track. She has a frog cardigan and an Isle of Skye patterned tartan scarf
October 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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this is $50 adjusted for inflation from 1990, and that is fact about where I stop, except for something truly exceptionally special
Secret of Monkey Island screenshot of Guybrush Threepwood saying "Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game."
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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"Mr President, another X has hit the Y" meme A man whispers in George Bush's ear
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Made some garlic mushrooms and tomatoes for breakfast :3
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Bluuuuuuuuuh I'm so sick of this
Quest Diagnostics email telling me my Factor V (Leiden) Mutation test was not performed. "We were not able to obtain the required specimen for the order."
October 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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they're good vehicles

(art by @nattiepuff.bsky.social)
A striped skunk rides atop a tiny Minneapolis Light Rail car, calling out "Onwards Bumpers!"
October 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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"Abbacchio Joins the Kicking" meme. Mamdani and Voters are kicking Cuomo while he's down. Sliwa finishes his glass of wine, and joins in
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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got curious about automakers and HRC corporate inclusion scores

Did not expect GM to wear the crown, and did not expect Volkswagen to score the *worst*
Spreadsheet showing automakers with their HRC scores, trajectory, and whether they're ending HRC survey submissions GM, Rivian, and Stellantis score a perfect 100 Toyota and Subaru score 90 Nissan scores 85 Ford scores 75 Hyundai, Tesla, and Honda score 55 Volkswagen scores 50
October 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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cooking with gas 🔥
Screenshot of terminal output showing the first successful test of Cherrystone $ zig build run debug: Added filesystem rule for: / info: Landlock restrictions applied successfully debug: Added filesystem rule for: /var/lib/clamav debug: Added filesystem rule for: /tmp/ info: Landlock restrictions applied successfully Sending: .{.engine_info=.{.version="1.4.3",.num_signatures=8724135}} Engine Version: 1.4.3 # Signatures: 8724135 info: Scanning files with ClamAV engine info: Scanning: COPYING.txt info: Scanning: eicar.txt Sending: .{.scan_files=.{.detections=.{.{.index=1,.name="Eicar-Signature"}}}} Scan completed. Detections found: 1 Detection - Index: 1, Name: Eicar-Signature
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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He makes really cute stuff!! You should patronize his shop!!
Portrait of a woman holding a frog necklace up to the camera
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Haircut! 😊
A woman with blonde wavey hair stands in front of a river
October 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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why do furries all use Telegram

it's a bad service run by a huge piece of shit
Pavel Durov yapping his yap pie about how Charlie Kirk "fought for open debate, and enemies of truth hated him for it"
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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found out I can't get the genetics test I needed until *2027*, and bricked my goddamn Fairphone 6, and that's just today
Tintin meme comic "What a week, huh?" "Captain, it's Wednesday"
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I wanna drive somewhere coastal, chilly, foggy, and drizzly

and I hate that this yearning was brought on by a Subaru Solterra promo shot

I am not immune to propaganda, goddammit
A White 2026 Subaru Solterra car driving down a wet highway in the rain
October 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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lolwhat the duality of being on social media I guess
Clearsky screenshot showing me on two lists: "harasses trans women" and "trans people"
September 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM