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It's funny how PostgreSQL used to be the "last viable option" in OpenGroupware, but is now the most powerful one. Back then pretty much everything else was better, Sybase, FrontBase, Oracle. Except maybe MySQL, PG was always better than that.
In the OGo DB scheme that shows up in the main […]
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mastodon.social
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
RE: https://twit.social/@Psimonkey10/115962416806786530

And all the Apple employees: Yes I would like to stand up against that, but what about all my *riches*! 🙃
twit.social
January 26, 2026 at 11:09 PM
On my way home ...
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
BTW: Everyone, please tag more toots, it’s really helpful to make this network useful.
January 24, 2026 at 6:15 PM
RE: https://mastodon.social/@isfies/115685438611589913

Fahrradfahrer auf Masto sth sth 🙃
mastodon.social
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
This is going to work.
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Reposted by Helge Heß
The lost art of XML
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marcosmagueta.com
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We got some Windows tablet w/ a stylus for testing purposes while I was at Apple. "You have to get them and put them away and you lose them. yuck". The latter is precisely what happened to that Windows tablet, the stylus got lost at some meeting and was gone forever.
January 22, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I think the biggest problem of SwiftUI is that it is quite different to Cocoa and the elderly don't want to learn something new. It really does have a set of actual issues, but IMO the majority of complaints (not all of them) is founded in ignorance / unwillingness to invest the time to actually […]
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mastodon.social
January 20, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Almost forgot my own birthday - ZeeZide turned 11 today. Maybe I should rename to 1ee1ide, looks 1337.
January 19, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Remember how you forgot how obvious it was to buy Amazon stock when Corona started?
Or Thyssen-Krupp when Russia started the war and the US didn't stop them?
Maybe the obvious thing to buy now is European IT infrastructure/software stocks. It's a bet, but maybe a whole lot of US things have to […]
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mastodon.social
January 18, 2026 at 10:12 PM
RE: https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115913060460152245

At first sight I thought it is only for Pizza, but no, it also works for Pasta!
thecanadian.social
January 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Kartoffeln sind echt mein Endgegner, aber die könnten was werden …
January 17, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Predator Badlands was surprisingly good.
January 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The abbreviation people use for AI in German is "KI". Which stands for "Keine Intelligenz" (no intelligence)
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Doesn’t NYC essentially belong to Norway, Denmark or Sweden because the Vikings have been there “first”?
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Germany is going to send 15 soldiers to Greenland to secure it from the US invasion. That's German efficiency!
January 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The most surprising thing is when WW3 isn't going to be started by the Russians, but by the US taking land from their own allies.
January 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
World Nutella Day is on Feb 5th. Something to look forward to after Shitanuary.
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A #swiftlang trick I've just learned: Instead of writing `case .some(let v)` one can write `case let v?`. Or `case let (lhs?, rhs?)` instead of `( .some(let lhs), .some(let rhs ) )`.
I looks a little weird because the `?` suggests optionality, but it is more shorter +++
January 14, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Elsewhere the question came up whether at-MainActor (or default MainActor in consequence) would make sense in server side apps. I think it may do. For the same reasons that no concurrency makes things easier on the client side (you live in only one isolation and don't have to care much about any […]
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mastodon.social
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
There is the claim that with AI “code is cheap” *now*. I think code was always cheap. Typing stuff out is the smallest part of building original software (or even reimplementing it). That’s why you’ll easily find like 10+ clones even for niché tech like WebObjects, and thousands of todo apps […]
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mastodon.social
January 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I find it a little funny when people bring up slop code as an argument against AI. For one, those people must not have read a lot of human produced code, which is mostly slop, but also that things trained on that slop will obviously produce more slop ;-)
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
In forums you get a lot more of those coding questions which are followed up with "Claude(/xyz) is suggesting this, but is this correct?". I mean, WTF.
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I was wondering whether people can tell what I'm cooking here 🙂 #food
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM