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Helen the Mini
@helenminicoop.bsky.social
Mini cooper stan, liberal, hearing impaired, sewist, road tripper, Fluevogger
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March 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think I’ve met you on MTTS or Mini on the Mack. I would have been driving Helen Wheels the r52. In the way back days she was just chili red with white racing stripes and the Union Jack accents, lol.
January 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Helen Wheels is the 2005 convertible and Bertie is the 2004 hardtop that’s the daily driver. He was rear ended in November and the repairs are going to kill me. 🤦‍♀️😂
December 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Got the car back from the slightly shady body shop, my brother knows a guy who owed another guy a favor, lol.

Today the little mother fucker left me stranded in the cold with mechanical problems. Now I get to return the Christmas presents I bought everyone to repair the fucking car.

Fucking fuck
December 20, 2024 at 7:09 AM
I’m sure nobody would guess the 80s 😂
November 25, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Now I have a 2004 r53 and a 2005 r52 that both need body work done, but at least I don’t have a car payment and my registration is super cheap. 😂
Helen Wheels the r52 also needs a new body wrap for next spring.
November 23, 2024 at 9:34 PM
State Farm has decided my 20 y/o mini cooper is worth $3150 with a $750 salvage value. I’m getting a check for $2400 and keeping the car. Since I’ve spent $7000 on the engine and mechanicals in the last 3 years it was the only option. Annoying but 🤷‍♀️
#MiniCooper #R53 #MC40 #BertieWooster #HelenWheels
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Hope you’re fucking pleased with yourselves. You got the ratings you wanted and fucked over the rest of us.
November 23, 2024 at 9:14 PM
All the coffee will be perc, just like our ancestors served in Lutheran Church basements. Donations of bars always appreciated, and funeral hotdish served on Saturdays.
November 22, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Tbh, this is the dream. An old restaurant with an apartment on the second floor in a small town in north central Minnesota and just make soup, coffee, and tea.
#Soup #Minnesota #LiveTheDream
November 22, 2024 at 12:02 AM
State Farm is finally here taking pictures of the Mini that was rear ended a week ago. I’m a babbler so I had to pretend she wasn’t out there, lol. Lawyers must HATE talkers as clients. 😂😂

#MiniCooper #R53 #MC40
November 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It’s been one week since my beloved Bertie Wooster was rear ended in the turn lane. Still waiting for State Farm to send someone out to look at him. Assholes.
#MiniCooper #R53
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Every year on red cup day I got up at 4:30 am and took my favorite little man to starbies. This time I had to go with out him. Miss you, Diego. Can’t believe it’s been two weeks already. I hate this new normal.
#Chiweenie #RIP #DogsOfBlueSky
November 15, 2024 at 5:12 AM