Helen Elizabeth
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New Year’s resolution: be OK with not being perfect. At work specifically. Marinate in imperfection. When things go wrong don’t get down on myself for being unable to fix it, even if others believe I should have been able to. In the immortal words of that Frozen show:
New Year’s resolution: be OK with not being perfect. At work specifically. Marinate in imperfection. When things go wrong don’t get down on myself for being unable to fix it, even if others believe I should have been able to. In the immortal words of that Frozen show:
elsa from frozen is dancing in the dark and saying `` let it go , let it go '' .
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January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
New Year’s resolution: be OK with not being perfect. At work specifically. Marinate in imperfection. When things go wrong don’t get down on myself for being unable to fix it, even if others believe I should have been able to. In the immortal words of that Frozen show:
My company spends $30 per person for us to use an AI service called copilot. For a company that’s so intent on saving money that they fire people people left and right (leaving those left to do more work than possible) you would think they wouldn’t want to spend money on an application no one uses.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
My company spends $30 per person for us to use an AI service called copilot. For a company that’s so intent on saving money that they fire people people left and right (leaving those left to do more work than possible) you would think they wouldn’t want to spend money on an application no one uses.
You know you work for a shitty company when your brother asks (seriously) if you’re off for Christmas.
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You know you work for a shitty company when your brother asks (seriously) if you’re off for Christmas.
I need everyone to kindly fuck off today.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I need everyone to kindly fuck off today.
Nothing like my self esteem taking a nosedive before I have to present in front of 300 people.
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December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Nothing like my self esteem taking a nosedive before I have to present in front of 300 people.
Holiday work party tomorrow. Imma be Bridget Jones’s the shit out of it.
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Holiday work party tomorrow. Imma be Bridget Jones’s the shit out of it.
I have to give a speech in front of 300 people about the accomplishments my team has completed this year. Should I mention that this is the team that is no longer under me (despite all our apparent accomplishments) because they’ve been moved to another area? 😇🤣😅🥸
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I have to give a speech in front of 300 people about the accomplishments my team has completed this year. Should I mention that this is the team that is no longer under me (despite all our apparent accomplishments) because they’ve been moved to another area? 😇🤣😅🥸
I am a corporate prostitute.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I am a corporate prostitute.
I wish I was one of those people who doesn’t care. I care so much. Way too much.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I wish I was one of those people who doesn’t care. I care so much. Way too much.
Thought this only happened in funny Instagram reels but had someone write me a work email at 6:00pm Friday and ask for an update 8:30am Monday.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Thought this only happened in funny Instagram reels but had someone write me a work email at 6:00pm Friday and ask for an update 8:30am Monday.
Only good thing about the horror of my job the last year is that I’ve lost 30 pounds. So that’s something I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Only good thing about the horror of my job the last year is that I’ve lost 30 pounds. So that’s something I guess.
Irate client call at 4 on a Friday. Misery. Over an issue created by their customer service officer but like always we end up on the hook for.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Irate client call at 4 on a Friday. Misery. Over an issue created by their customer service officer but like always we end up on the hook for.
I don’t like Christmas. There, I said it. bah humbug.
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I don’t like Christmas. There, I said it. bah humbug.
Went to docs at work for yearly checkup. Asked about anxiety level. Said it’s high because work is so bad. And doc says she gets that from every person who comes in and that it’s horrible what they are doing to us. But hey our stock is higher than ever.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Went to docs at work for yearly checkup. Asked about anxiety level. Said it’s high because work is so bad. And doc says she gets that from every person who comes in and that it’s horrible what they are doing to us. But hey our stock is higher than ever.
Got both a covid and flu shot at same time.
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November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Got both a covid and flu shot at same time.
I’m glad democrats are overwhelmingly winning but just so confused as to why we never learn. We vote in Republicans and they eff everything up and so we vote in a democrat who does a good job but then we vote them out and so on and so on. It’s exhausting.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m glad democrats are overwhelmingly winning but just so confused as to why we never learn. We vote in Republicans and they eff everything up and so we vote in a democrat who does a good job but then we vote them out and so on and so on. It’s exhausting.
They take my people from me to go to another area. On a call where explain I can’t do this work as I’m literally not the manager anymore. Then told clients won’t care where this work went and still have to do it. THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING MOVE THE WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They take my people from me to go to another area. On a call where explain I can’t do this work as I’m literally not the manager anymore. Then told clients won’t care where this work went and still have to do it. THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING MOVE THE WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Still true. Working late because was told to do something by another area and it was wrong and now I have to fucking clean it up. So mad I could throw every valuable thing I own against a wall. The day I leave this job will be the greatest day of my life. Only comparable to the day Rump dies.
Not to be dramatic but this is me at work. Every day. I want to quit. So. Bad.
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October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Still true. Working late because was told to do something by another area and it was wrong and now I have to fucking clean it up. So mad I could throw every valuable thing I own against a wall. The day I leave this job will be the greatest day of my life. Only comparable to the day Rump dies.
Not to be dramatic but this is me at work. Every day. I want to quit. So. Bad.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Not to be dramatic but this is me at work. Every day. I want to quit. So. Bad.
I hope my neighbor doesn’t hate me singing at the top of my lungs while I work because it’s literally the only thing keeping me out of an insane asylum 👹
October 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I hope my neighbor doesn’t hate me singing at the top of my lungs while I work because it’s literally the only thing keeping me out of an insane asylum 👹
I can barely handle my own mental illnesses why would I want to handle someone else’s - response to why I’m single.
October 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can barely handle my own mental illnesses why would I want to handle someone else’s - response to why I’m single.
Disgraceful. And anyone who likes Donald Trump at this point and are still supporting him. Go see a therapist.
September 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Disgraceful. And anyone who likes Donald Trump at this point and are still supporting him. Go see a therapist.
Republicans need therapy.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
September 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Republicans need therapy.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.
That’s it. That’s the tweet.