Helen 🖤
@helenblack.bsky.social
45. Scarborough. UK. Photographer/Shelf Stacker.
Last wedding of the year and I’m chilling whilst the groom has a shower.
I’m just happy he didn’t want a bath.
I’m just happy he didn’t want a bath.
November 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Last wedding of the year and I’m chilling whilst the groom has a shower.
I’m just happy he didn’t want a bath.
I’m just happy he didn’t want a bath.
Just down the road.
Bloody immigrants.
Walking over here on their land bridges.
They ruined England for the real English.
Like Red Deer or something. I dunno.
Bloody immigrants.
Walking over here on their land bridges.
They ruined England for the real English.
Like Red Deer or something. I dunno.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Just down the road.
Bloody immigrants.
Walking over here on their land bridges.
They ruined England for the real English.
Like Red Deer or something. I dunno.
Bloody immigrants.
Walking over here on their land bridges.
They ruined England for the real English.
Like Red Deer or something. I dunno.
Farewell little yellow Skoda.
Bought as a commuter car, you ended up taking us the length and breadth of Britain every other weekend.
The cause of thousands of bruises on children’s arms.
A ladder for group shots.
You will be missed. (Because it’s bloody cold out there. I hate driving)
Bought as a commuter car, you ended up taking us the length and breadth of Britain every other weekend.
The cause of thousands of bruises on children’s arms.
A ladder for group shots.
You will be missed. (Because it’s bloody cold out there. I hate driving)
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Farewell little yellow Skoda.
Bought as a commuter car, you ended up taking us the length and breadth of Britain every other weekend.
The cause of thousands of bruises on children’s arms.
A ladder for group shots.
You will be missed. (Because it’s bloody cold out there. I hate driving)
Bought as a commuter car, you ended up taking us the length and breadth of Britain every other weekend.
The cause of thousands of bruises on children’s arms.
A ladder for group shots.
You will be missed. (Because it’s bloody cold out there. I hate driving)
Our nutless rescue. 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Our nutless rescue. 🥰
Ringo and Ziggy are coming back home today.
They went to stay with the in-laws on Tuesday whilst we shot Wednesday’s wedding. Then they got snowed in.
The house has felt empty without my boys.
They went to stay with the in-laws on Tuesday whilst we shot Wednesday’s wedding. Then they got snowed in.
The house has felt empty without my boys.
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Ringo and Ziggy are coming back home today.
They went to stay with the in-laws on Tuesday whilst we shot Wednesday’s wedding. Then they got snowed in.
The house has felt empty without my boys.
They went to stay with the in-laws on Tuesday whilst we shot Wednesday’s wedding. Then they got snowed in.
The house has felt empty without my boys.
How I intend to enter every gig from here on out.
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
How I intend to enter every gig from here on out.
Ziggy’s loving Return of the Living Dead.
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ziggy’s loving Return of the Living Dead.
Turns out they weren’t staring at a ghost.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Turns out they weren’t staring at a ghost.
Tasty tasty bubbles.
October 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tasty tasty bubbles.
An awesome day photographing awesome people.
There’s definitely a lot about this job I’m going to miss.
There’s definitely a lot about this job I’m going to miss.
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
An awesome day photographing awesome people.
There’s definitely a lot about this job I’m going to miss.
There’s definitely a lot about this job I’m going to miss.
Pablo Eggs-Go-Bao on Blandford Street in Newcastle was well worth a pit stop on the morning after shooting a fantastic wedding in the Toon.
Their breakfast bao and hash browns with hot sauce was the most satisfying thing I’ve scoffed in ages.
Their breakfast bao and hash browns with hot sauce was the most satisfying thing I’ve scoffed in ages.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pablo Eggs-Go-Bao on Blandford Street in Newcastle was well worth a pit stop on the morning after shooting a fantastic wedding in the Toon.
Their breakfast bao and hash browns with hot sauce was the most satisfying thing I’ve scoffed in ages.
Their breakfast bao and hash browns with hot sauce was the most satisfying thing I’ve scoffed in ages.
Seems like Lady Luck has shined on me. I have a job offer!
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Seems like Lady Luck has shined on me. I have a job offer!
We’re pretty sure his name is Ziggy.
He’s lived in a shed for six months so he was scared of the TV. When we put some old live performances of David Bowie on, he came to watch, slow blinked, and settled down.
So we shall name him Ziggy!
He’s lived in a shed for six months so he was scared of the TV. When we put some old live performances of David Bowie on, he came to watch, slow blinked, and settled down.
So we shall name him Ziggy!
September 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We’re pretty sure his name is Ziggy.
He’s lived in a shed for six months so he was scared of the TV. When we put some old live performances of David Bowie on, he came to watch, slow blinked, and settled down.
So we shall name him Ziggy!
He’s lived in a shed for six months so he was scared of the TV. When we put some old live performances of David Bowie on, he came to watch, slow blinked, and settled down.
So we shall name him Ziggy!
Went to the rescue today.
Six months old and he’s nearly as big as Ringo already. Apparently his dad was a Maine Coon. 😳
Six months old and he’s nearly as big as Ringo already. Apparently his dad was a Maine Coon. 😳
September 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Went to the rescue today.
Six months old and he’s nearly as big as Ringo already. Apparently his dad was a Maine Coon. 😳
Six months old and he’s nearly as big as Ringo already. Apparently his dad was a Maine Coon. 😳
Snapped by my wife in the Pride parade.
Good lord, I can’t wait until December and I can try growing some hair.
Praying to any gods that’ll listen for minoxidil to bring me a miracle.
Good lord, I can’t wait until December and I can try growing some hair.
Praying to any gods that’ll listen for minoxidil to bring me a miracle.
September 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Snapped by my wife in the Pride parade.
Good lord, I can’t wait until December and I can try growing some hair.
Praying to any gods that’ll listen for minoxidil to bring me a miracle.
Good lord, I can’t wait until December and I can try growing some hair.
Praying to any gods that’ll listen for minoxidil to bring me a miracle.
Ronnie Rude is an exceptional support. 😂
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ronnie Rude is an exceptional support. 😂
Not a bad spot for a wedding.
August 23, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Not a bad spot for a wedding.
Precious item acquired.
Tonight we shall burn him.
Tonight we shall burn him.
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Precious item acquired.
Tonight we shall burn him.
Tonight we shall burn him.
I have just found the best eggs at Egton show.
August 20, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I have just found the best eggs at Egton show.
RIP Merlin.
He brought me to the light when my life was darkest.
Goodbye my friend.
He brought me to the light when my life was darkest.
Goodbye my friend.
August 16, 2025 at 11:00 AM
RIP Merlin.
He brought me to the light when my life was darkest.
Goodbye my friend.
He brought me to the light when my life was darkest.
Goodbye my friend.
Taking the boy home after his operation.
He’s tripping balls. Which is ironic.
He’s tripping balls. Which is ironic.
August 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Taking the boy home after his operation.
He’s tripping balls. Which is ironic.
He’s tripping balls. Which is ironic.
@jameskoppert.bsky.social
Just in case you don’t have it, is this of any interest to you?
I can drop it off at Abbie’s on our nightly walkies if you’d like it.
Just in case you don’t have it, is this of any interest to you?
I can drop it off at Abbie’s on our nightly walkies if you’d like it.
August 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
@jameskoppert.bsky.social
Just in case you don’t have it, is this of any interest to you?
I can drop it off at Abbie’s on our nightly walkies if you’d like it.
Just in case you don’t have it, is this of any interest to you?
I can drop it off at Abbie’s on our nightly walkies if you’d like it.
This dribbling idiot just cost us £100 we don’t have at the vets.
Antibiotics, anti inflammatory, anti puke jabs, and anti acid pills.
All because he can’t help licking other dogs piss. (I’m sure that’s where he got this tummy bug)
Antibiotics, anti inflammatory, anti puke jabs, and anti acid pills.
All because he can’t help licking other dogs piss. (I’m sure that’s where he got this tummy bug)
August 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This dribbling idiot just cost us £100 we don’t have at the vets.
Antibiotics, anti inflammatory, anti puke jabs, and anti acid pills.
All because he can’t help licking other dogs piss. (I’m sure that’s where he got this tummy bug)
Antibiotics, anti inflammatory, anti puke jabs, and anti acid pills.
All because he can’t help licking other dogs piss. (I’m sure that’s where he got this tummy bug)
Guess who doesn’t want to go in the cat carrier.
August 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Guess who doesn’t want to go in the cat carrier.