Helen Bell
@helenbellauthor.bsky.social
Writer of stories that sneak up on you. Wherever I am, you'll find me @helenbellauthor.
To be fair the USA could desperately use more bald eagles.
donald trump sitting at a desk with a bald eagle on top of it
ALT: donald trump sitting at a desk with a bald eagle on top of it
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January 1, 2026 at 10:10 PM
To be fair the USA could desperately use more bald eagles.
The mango mafioso.
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The mango mafioso.
Looking at her account, "Pauline" is only on here to stir. Block her and move on.
December 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Looking at her account, "Pauline" is only on here to stir. Block her and move on.
I only go back on there now to block a few more people. I haven't done that for weeks now but GUARANTEED that's what I'll do if I do.
December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I only go back on there now to block a few more people. I haven't done that for weeks now but GUARANTEED that's what I'll do if I do.
The size of it, I'd just be grateful it was dead before it got in the house.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The size of it, I'd just be grateful it was dead before it got in the house.
I refer you to this adjacent post, do read.
Now you go ahead and do you, coz this post after all we've seen has earned you a block whatever way you go.
bsky.app/profile/scho...
Now you go ahead and do you, coz this post after all we've seen has earned you a block whatever way you go.
bsky.app/profile/scho...
The Department of Education update:
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Spoiler: It has to do with Pedophiles…
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Spoiler: It has to do with Pedophiles…
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I refer you to this adjacent post, do read.
Now you go ahead and do you, coz this post after all we've seen has earned you a block whatever way you go.
bsky.app/profile/scho...
Now you go ahead and do you, coz this post after all we've seen has earned you a block whatever way you go.
bsky.app/profile/scho...
Mitch now, would end quite a lot of people's torture across the political spectrum. (Not as much as ten years ago would have, but we are where we are.)
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Mitch now, would end quite a lot of people's torture across the political spectrum. (Not as much as ten years ago would have, but we are where we are.)
Nah, it's a European and UK thing too. I had aunties who were distant cousins, or often no relation at all.
It's a respect thing.
Perhaps that's why they struggle with it.
It's a respect thing.
Perhaps that's why they struggle with it.
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nah, it's a European and UK thing too. I had aunties who were distant cousins, or often no relation at all.
It's a respect thing.
Perhaps that's why they struggle with it.
It's a respect thing.
Perhaps that's why they struggle with it.
This was after 30 mins but she did turn 17 last week, bless her.
October 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This was after 30 mins but she did turn 17 last week, bless her.
Me too. (Extends both fists...)
October 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me too. (Extends both fists...)
Or 2 words: Amerikkkan ISIS.
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Or 2 words: Amerikkkan ISIS.
The Chimp Paradox by Steve Peters. If more people understood this and once in a while tried not following their hind brain, the world would be a more thoughtful, better place.
October 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Chimp Paradox by Steve Peters. If more people understood this and once in a while tried not following their hind brain, the world would be a more thoughtful, better place.
Oh, Marcus! They already do.
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October 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Oh, Marcus! They already do.
www.facebook.com/share/p/19rS...
www.facebook.com/share/p/19rS...
I'd have to draw the line at the Klu Klux Klan.
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'd have to draw the line at the Klu Klux Klan.
The interviewer should have asked which was her favourite witch - Nanny Egg or Granny Weathervane?
October 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The interviewer should have asked which was her favourite witch - Nanny Egg or Granny Weathervane?
Projecting, again.
The US is going to need an entire Broadmoor of solitary for this administration and its enablers.
The US is going to need an entire Broadmoor of solitary for this administration and its enablers.
September 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Projecting, again.
The US is going to need an entire Broadmoor of solitary for this administration and its enablers.
The US is going to need an entire Broadmoor of solitary for this administration and its enablers.