Helena Scheuberin
@helenascheuberin.bsky.social
They don't burn witches, they burn the women they fear.
I still feel betrayed by Creed.
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I still feel betrayed by Creed.
"I want a smoothie, a super sweet one "
"So a milkshake?"
"So a milkshake?"
August 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"I want a smoothie, a super sweet one "
"So a milkshake?"
"So a milkshake?"
That could have gone really badly.
I know, I was hoping it would.q
I know, I was hoping it would.q
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
That could have gone really badly.
I know, I was hoping it would.q
I know, I was hoping it would.q
Reposted by Helena Scheuberin
A little learnin’ goes a long way… to not being a moron/dickhead.
Canada’s the only country having over 60% with a tertiary education.
This isn’t a numbers competition: it explains Canada’s values, “Education can promote gender equality, reduce child marriage, promote peace”
Education promotes decency.
#CanadaNice
worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...
This isn’t a numbers competition: it explains Canada’s values, “Education can promote gender equality, reduce child marriage, promote peace”
Education promotes decency.
#CanadaNice
worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A little learnin’ goes a long way… to not being a moron/dickhead.
Why do rental cars always smell like fish food?
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Why do rental cars always smell like fish food?
So I didn't want to say anything because you were actively crying but your hair looked really good.
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So I didn't want to say anything because you were actively crying but your hair looked really good.
I would listen to Molly Conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social read the dictionary.
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I would listen to Molly Conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social read the dictionary.
Literally subbing for high school AP Geography and get asked "Are the Bahamas in Hawaii?"
We're cooked as a society.
We're cooked as a society.
April 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Literally subbing for high school AP Geography and get asked "Are the Bahamas in Hawaii?"
We're cooked as a society.
We're cooked as a society.
Things I hear while subbing high school:
"I cut myself on a metal part in jewelry class."
"Oh no you're going to get Tetris!"
"I cut myself on a metal part in jewelry class."
"Oh no you're going to get Tetris!"
April 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Things I hear while subbing high school:
"I cut myself on a metal part in jewelry class."
"Oh no you're going to get Tetris!"
"I cut myself on a metal part in jewelry class."
"Oh no you're going to get Tetris!"
"It's burning through my retina like an acid made of stupid."
April 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
"It's burning through my retina like an acid made of stupid."
Kid shows other kid his drawing:
"That's not the Mona Lisa bro, that's just Lisa."
"That's not the Mona Lisa bro, that's just Lisa."
April 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Kid shows other kid his drawing:
"That's not the Mona Lisa bro, that's just Lisa."
"That's not the Mona Lisa bro, that's just Lisa."
Things I say while subbing high school:
"Please stop using the hand sanitizer as hair gel."
"Please stop using the hand sanitizer as hair gel."
April 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Things I say while subbing high school:
"Please stop using the hand sanitizer as hair gel."
"Please stop using the hand sanitizer as hair gel."
Reposted by Helena Scheuberin
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
Things I hear while subbing high school:
"I want to be chased by a hit man, beat him up and die of a stroke. I feel like that's the most dignified way to die."
"I want to be chased by a hit man, beat him up and die of a stroke. I feel like that's the most dignified way to die."
April 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Things I hear while subbing high school:
"I want to be chased by a hit man, beat him up and die of a stroke. I feel like that's the most dignified way to die."
"I want to be chased by a hit man, beat him up and die of a stroke. I feel like that's the most dignified way to die."
Things I heard while subbing high school.
"My life plan after the U.S. goes to shit is to become a mermaid."
"My life plan after the U.S. goes to shit is to become a mermaid."
April 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Things I heard while subbing high school.
"My life plan after the U.S. goes to shit is to become a mermaid."
"My life plan after the U.S. goes to shit is to become a mermaid."
I see exactly what I expected from the Republican party and I see nothing but weak disappointment from the Democratic Party.
March 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I see exactly what I expected from the Republican party and I see nothing but weak disappointment from the Democratic Party.
They're the guinea pigs of nature........other than guinea pigs.
March 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They're the guinea pigs of nature........other than guinea pigs.
this grumpy, venom drooling stinky old guy holds all of my heart.
February 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
this grumpy, venom drooling stinky old guy holds all of my heart.
I have a humongous crush on The Speech Prof and I'm not ashamed.
February 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I have a humongous crush on The Speech Prof and I'm not ashamed.
"Do you think you deserve nostrils???"
January 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Do you think you deserve nostrils???"
"Lowkey I wish I had the confidence I had in middle school, I was so hydrated!"
January 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Lowkey I wish I had the confidence I had in middle school, I was so hydrated!"