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@helenasbody.bsky.social
Weird tgirl kink account. Extremely powerful and evil bisexual. 20s, big, stompy, etc etc. No minors. DMs open if ur a mutual.
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I did one line (granted it was a fucking fat line) and that shit had me like this
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I did one line (granted it was a fucking fat line) and that shit had me like this
HEY! Did you know I played ffxiv? Did you know I did gposes in it? Did you know I have one gpose I like? HERE IT IS!
Get fucked, Ishgard.
Get fucked, Ishgard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
HEY! Did you know I played ffxiv? Did you know I did gposes in it? Did you know I have one gpose I like? HERE IT IS!
Get fucked, Ishgard.
Get fucked, Ishgard.
finding out where this soyjak came from felt like discovering a lost chapter of the bible
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
finding out where this soyjak came from felt like discovering a lost chapter of the bible
It's 7am, I haven't slept, but I'm also debilitatingly horny
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It's 7am, I haven't slept, but I'm also debilitatingly horny
I'm hitting this while listening to it it's so good
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm hitting this while listening to it it's so good
happy woke sharia day everyone
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
happy woke sharia day everyone
when the bjork vocals come up on top of the german opera ‼️
October 29, 2025 at 9:49 AM
when the bjork vocals come up on top of the german opera ‼️
This is what listening to the new Rosalia track feels like tbh
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 AM
This is what listening to the new Rosalia track feels like tbh
Poasting the satyr pants again cuz these things make my ass look incredible
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Poasting the satyr pants again cuz these things make my ass look incredible
Actual pic of me trying to ignore the tabletop store that advertised italian braibrot trading cards outside my apt in Rome every time I went to refill my water bottle
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Actual pic of me trying to ignore the tabletop store that advertised italian braibrot trading cards outside my apt in Rome every time I went to refill my water bottle
I show up to ur city like 5 miles tall and ready to stomp in this fit wyd
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I show up to ur city like 5 miles tall and ready to stomp in this fit wyd
MUGLER ANGEL MUSE: Last perfume I bought in Italy, in a little hole in the wall shop next to Vatican City. It's like Angel, but brighter and more hazelnut forward. Also discontinued, so finding this was a steal.
September 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
MUGLER ANGEL MUSE: Last perfume I bought in Italy, in a little hole in the wall shop next to Vatican City. It's like Angel, but brighter and more hazelnut forward. Also discontinued, so finding this was a steal.
COMME DES GARÇONS PARFUMS CONCRETE: Yes, that bottle is dipped in concrete. A sweet, odd, powdery scent buoyed by Rose Oxide and Sandalwood. This is probably what the wellness room in Severance smells like
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
COMME DES GARÇONS PARFUMS CONCRETE: Yes, that bottle is dipped in concrete. A sweet, odd, powdery scent buoyed by Rose Oxide and Sandalwood. This is probably what the wellness room in Severance smells like
WIDIAN ASWAN: Wanted this one for a bit, a really exceptionally well done fruity, leathery perfume. My roommate says it smells like british colonialism.
September 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
WIDIAN ASWAN: Wanted this one for a bit, a really exceptionally well done fruity, leathery perfume. My roommate says it smells like british colonialism.
19-69 ATLÂNTICO: I sampled a bunch from this house before settling on this one. A musky, kind of aquatic scent. Smells a bit melon-y, but also scarily like the ocean.
September 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
19-69 ATLÂNTICO: I sampled a bunch from this house before settling on this one. A musky, kind of aquatic scent. Smells a bit melon-y, but also scarily like the ocean.
ETAT LIBRE D'ORANGE GHOST IN THE SHELL: Came to this store looking for.. Nasomatto, I think? Left with this one. A lot of intentional synthetic notes, and a milk one. Smells like a new you.
September 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ETAT LIBRE D'ORANGE GHOST IN THE SHELL: Came to this store looking for.. Nasomatto, I think? Left with this one. A lot of intentional synthetic notes, and a milk one. Smells like a new you.
ATELIER MATERI VANILLE CARBONE: Perfume clerk also showed me this one. Not a big Vanilla girl, but this one was soooo good, I caved. Very much a non-gourmand vanilla, and cold enough to wear in the dead heat of a Roman summer.
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ATELIER MATERI VANILLE CARBONE: Perfume clerk also showed me this one. Not a big Vanilla girl, but this one was soooo good, I caved. Very much a non-gourmand vanilla, and cold enough to wear in the dead heat of a Roman summer.
EPHEMERAL DYADIC DARK DREAMS: Bought this one cuz I asked the perfume store clerk for something weird. He said this had a gasoline note, so. Yeah. Still p wearable tho, thanks to the orange.
September 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
EPHEMERAL DYADIC DARK DREAMS: Bought this one cuz I asked the perfume store clerk for something weird. He said this had a gasoline note, so. Yeah. Still p wearable tho, thanks to the orange.
BORNTOSTANDOUT BLACK MANGO: This one's interesting. It's a mango based fragrance, but the oud and leather add something.. else to it. My sister thinks it smells like something burning. My roomie calls it the tf2 perfume. I like it.
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
BORNTOSTANDOUT BLACK MANGO: This one's interesting. It's a mango based fragrance, but the oud and leather add something.. else to it. My sister thinks it smells like something burning. My roomie calls it the tf2 perfume. I like it.
TAUER PERFUMES GOLESTAN: Literally the first perfume I bought when I landed in Rome. Very dry and sweet, the ambergris gives the utter shitton of floral notes in this a really good depth.
September 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TAUER PERFUMES GOLESTAN: Literally the first perfume I bought when I landed in Rome. Very dry and sweet, the ambergris gives the utter shitton of floral notes in this a really good depth.
How I be looking at the smug elven prince who just referred to me as a worthless mayfly (I'm going to psionically compel him to eat his own liver)
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
How I be looking at the smug elven prince who just referred to me as a worthless mayfly (I'm going to psionically compel him to eat his own liver)
A little over a decade ago a brit bringing up school shootings was considered the coup de grace, the epic clapback that no american could ever hope to recover from. Nowadays a brit gets ratioed into oblivion by this image and the caption "WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHKEWLS" when they try to pull that card.
September 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A little over a decade ago a brit bringing up school shootings was considered the coup de grace, the epic clapback that no american could ever hope to recover from. Nowadays a brit gets ratioed into oblivion by this image and the caption "WELL AT LEAST OUR SCHKEWLS" when they try to pull that card.
