Helena
@helenalb.bsky.social
Captain Standards, aka Director at @incforg.bsky.social. Grand Empress of All Things #neuroinformagical, Doyenne of Metal and Open Science, High Priestess of Fika and #scicomm. Swede in Sweden.
The left shoe is a size 9.5, the right is 8.5. Something something standards ffs
October 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The left shoe is a size 9.5, the right is 8.5. Something something standards ffs
TFW you find a Krispy Kreme bakery
#SupportThePastryArchy
#SupportThePastryArchy
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
TFW you find a Krispy Kreme bakery
#SupportThePastryArchy
#SupportThePastryArchy
yes hello I played with dash puppies today
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
yes hello I played with dash puppies today
I would like to speak to the manager.
August 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I would like to speak to the manager.
When you tell Canadians something outrageous
July 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When you tell Canadians something outrageous
When you're on the countryside for a week and had planned to break your 5k record but you busted your ankle on the first try so instead you finished two crochet projects.
June 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
When you're on the countryside for a week and had planned to break your 5k record but you busted your ankle on the first try so instead you finished two crochet projects.
Ah, the Monster Truck Unit. The *other* standard.
June 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Ah, the Monster Truck Unit. The *other* standard.
Me: it would be nice with more interaction
[posts funny gorilla asteroid thing]
Me: oh no
[posts funny gorilla asteroid thing]
Me: oh no
May 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me: it would be nice with more interaction
[posts funny gorilla asteroid thing]
Me: oh no
[posts funny gorilla asteroid thing]
Me: oh no
Is half a gorilla really within the asteroid size margin of error?
May 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Is half a gorilla really within the asteroid size margin of error?
Hockey is too stressful.
May 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hockey is too stressful.
1998 called and wanted their conference registration options back
May 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
1998 called and wanted their conference registration options back
When it's been A Week and it's a gloomy rainy Saturday so you have marängsviss supreme for lunch.
May 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
When it's been A Week and it's a gloomy rainy Saturday so you have marängsviss supreme for lunch.
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
May 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"A thing is not beautiful because it lasts"
I re-organized 800m of yarn into a Wearable Thing.
April 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I re-organized 800m of yarn into a Wearable Thing.
There's a certain facehugger-inside-egg-about-to-hatch quality to this bonbon design.
April 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
There's a certain facehugger-inside-egg-about-to-hatch quality to this bonbon design.
My favorite meetings are the ones with zero monologues.
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My favorite meetings are the ones with zero monologues.
It's a Very Good Saturday.
April 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's a Very Good Saturday.
It's my birthday and this chair would be a perfect present, thank you.
April 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It's my birthday and this chair would be a perfect present, thank you.
When you forgot to get a birthday present for your sister and have exactly one hour to fix it but you are a Crafty Person With Supplies.
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
When you forgot to get a birthday present for your sister and have exactly one hour to fix it but you are a Crafty Person With Supplies.
A+ out of office response.
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
A+ out of office response.
First outdoors coffee of the year! (yes, as a Swede this is an Annual Milestone which gives us Hope For Less Dark Times)
March 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
First outdoors coffee of the year! (yes, as a Swede this is an Annual Milestone which gives us Hope For Less Dark Times)
Happy Pi-day to my morfar who was born on this day in 1913, and who is the reason I love both pie and science.
March 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Happy Pi-day to my morfar who was born on this day in 1913, and who is the reason I love both pie and science.