Helen Hou-Sandí
@helen.blog
I am both very cool and very boring. Best described as “a first-round pick for a bar fight or a board of directors.” GitHub CEO (Chief Emoji Officer) and Accessibility EM.
Hmmm okay I think these are all pretty recent
August 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hmmm okay I think these are all pretty recent
I think my favorite thing outside of the concert was getting successfully heckled by a guy with a mic on a rooftop in La Perla, wandering over to discover it was a tiny bar, and having amazing pitorro de coco and just the best real people vibes
August 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think my favorite thing outside of the concert was getting successfully heckled by a guy with a mic on a rooftop in La Perla, wandering over to discover it was a tiny bar, and having amazing pitorro de coco and just the best real people vibes
Bing bong wake up babe new Sidetalk clip I can’t stop thinking about just dropped
December 25, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Bing bong wake up babe new Sidetalk clip I can’t stop thinking about just dropped
Alas, I cannot send you physical ones, but I made it myself as a Slack emoji and you are free to have stickers made or whatever else as you wish :)
December 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Alas, I cannot send you physical ones, but I made it myself as a Slack emoji and you are free to have stickers made or whatever else as you wish :)
Get yourself a work buddy who gets physical stickers made of your company’s fave Slack emoji and mails them to you
December 5, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Get yourself a work buddy who gets physical stickers made of your company’s fave Slack emoji and mails them to you
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
I just bought this last Thursday 😂😂😂 I live for the sartorial drama!
November 19, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I just bought this last Thursday 😂😂😂 I live for the sartorial drama!
It is time for another shoe purchase confession (the swoosh is iridescent how could I not)
November 17, 2024 at 1:06 AM
It is time for another shoe purchase confession (the swoosh is iridescent how could I not)
Pepperoni, hot sausage, and shrimp pizza fresh out of the Ooni
November 10, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Pepperoni, hot sausage, and shrimp pizza fresh out of the Ooni
Getting into the post-Halloween sale candy stash and got 3 Starbursts instead of the usual 2 in the first pack, telling myself this is a good luck sign
November 7, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Getting into the post-Halloween sale candy stash and got 3 Starbursts instead of the usual 2 in the first pack, telling myself this is a good luck sign
I guess shoe confessions belong over here now: yes I had to buy the holographic Barbie pink pumps
May 15, 2023 at 4:28 PM
I guess shoe confessions belong over here now: yes I had to buy the holographic Barbie pink pumps
The real mom life is making dumplings from grinding the meat to rolling the wrappers 😴
May 15, 2023 at 4:03 AM
The real mom life is making dumplings from grinding the meat to rolling the wrappers 😴
Oh is this where butts go?
May 15, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Oh is this where butts go?
Learned how to make japchae from a man in Korea via Zoom tonight this rules
May 13, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Learned how to make japchae from a man in Korea via Zoom tonight this rules
My bb @sarcasmically.bsky.social is on here now 🥺 can’t believe this was 2016…
May 12, 2023 at 10:06 PM
My bb @sarcasmically.bsky.social is on here now 🥺 can’t believe this was 2016…
It’s sunny and a perfect 75 degrees in Costa Rica right now (I don’t care that they use Celsius here it makes no sense for weather)
May 12, 2023 at 4:35 PM
It’s sunny and a perfect 75 degrees in Costa Rica right now (I don’t care that they use Celsius here it makes no sense for weather)
Felt cute not gonna delete
May 5, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Felt cute not gonna delete
The people have spoken: spiky shoes with flowery gown it is! Playing a clarinet and piano recital at the top of the next hour (6PM Pacific), livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yb1qKxLoU
May 5, 2023 at 12:12 AM
The people have spoken: spiky shoes with flowery gown it is! Playing a clarinet and piano recital at the top of the next hour (6PM Pacific), livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yb1qKxLoU
Naked Alf is honestly a perfect bit for the hellsite successor after all the jokes during the Nancy Reagan Throat Goat episode
May 4, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Naked Alf is honestly a perfect bit for the hellsite successor after all the jokes during the Nancy Reagan Throat Goat episode
Help a girl out here, which shoes do I wear with this dress, the black with spikes or the studded pinky-nude ones?
May 3, 2023 at 7:58 PM
Help a girl out here, which shoes do I wear with this dress, the black with spikes or the studded pinky-nude ones?
Immaculate wedding vibes over the weekend
May 1, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Immaculate wedding vibes over the weekend
