Dad came back from his “Retired Colleagues Christmas Dinner” having won the raffle

He was sure this was going to be luxury eatables & insisted on opening it despite Mum & I saying to save it for Christmas

Once I’ve stopped laughing, what the actual heck do I cook with this?!?

I consulted Zeny, the Worlds Cutest Ice Skating Elephant (retired), & he agrees in all our years moderating the McNaughties Figureskating Skating Fan Forum (rip), 2 World Championships, 1 European Championships & 3 Nationals, we have never, ever seen a Skating Chicken.
We have seen skating ducks!

I thought you might like to see the dress. Not sure what Em would make of this 😁

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