So let me get this straight an island inhabited by what has to be some badass industrialist penguins is tariffed and russia isn’t. I learned from watching Batman as a kid you can’t trust a penguin

Wear yoke yellow clothes

I think that is rich because i am pretty sure trump could use some of that research

The lying started long ago, and won’t stop until he too passes. He is just wrong, has always been wrong and will always be wrong

A Chris Farley impersonation self-applying a cardiac massage would be a better more creative excuse. Both would not be true no matter how much you want to make excuses… no amount of bullshit can deny the natural progression, watch out for an italian moustache