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hekaton
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once again unemployed immunologist
books, board games, baking, brock bclimbing
they/them san diego, CA
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hekaton.bsky.social
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
text says “jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality” image is of aforementioned jurisprudence fetishist, a middle aged man in a suit and tie with tortoiseshell glasses and a mustache. he didn’t ask to be immortalized in this image but what can you do against the sweeping power of fate?
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
best flower gotta be the biggest flower, rafflesia arnoldi
picture of a jungle type environment with two huge flowers in it. they are red spotted with yellow white and have a big hole in the center which looks kinda like a mouth but isn’t because while some plants are carnivorous this one isnt
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
image of the graphical display for the MAGI computer system in neon genesis evangelion. three interconnected boxes labeled casper balthasar and melchior, after the three wise men who gave gifts to the christchild. represent different aspects of their creator, her as a mother, as a scientist, and as a woman
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
a real human being
and a real hero
marv from home alone two with his hand covered in tape and change having just stolen from the salvation army. marv is the taller one, the less joe pesci of the two.
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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text from tweet saying mst3k waiting theatre me- normal view , normal view other patients - normal view, NORMAL VIEW (ALL CAPS) secretary (pounding her clipboard) - NORMAL VIEW, NORMAL VIEW, NORMAL VIEW!
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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donuts fall from the sky outside the window as marge simpson sits in a fancy dress and says ‘it’s raining again’ the implication is that donuts are extra common in this reality but homer has just fled in terror since they didn’t know what donuts were
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
she was the blueprint
image from gauntlet dark legacy with a spider woman standing in her web. think like a centaur but with a black widow with the hourglass on the wrong side as the bottom. a centaurs kind of like a reverse minotaur but with a horse instead of a bull. a horse is like a cow but like if a cow was a car a horse would be a fancy european car that’s always in the shop
November 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
got this large crystal in alaska, highly recommend obtaining a big crystal you can hold and gesture with for just general well being and peace of mind. especially one that is a little brighter and more enticing every day, to the point where she takes up all your thoughts. i think it’s selenite?
hand holding large rectangular prism shaped Crystal. it is 4”x.75”x.75” and translucent white it softly whispers just out of the range of normal human hearing
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
maybe it could have the gravitas of the early Shin Godzilla form that just sort of scoots along the ground menacingly
shin godzilla form number 2 basically an armless but not harmless godzilla with big exposed gills that scuttles around on its belly. in front of godzilla is many terrified peoples
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
::deep in the underbelly of bluesky headquarters::
boilerman with shovel full of dogs about to put them into a coal type stove to power the infernal engines of bluesky. he menaces with tracts of coal dust
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
Came out to my buddy tonight
Image of a estradiol vial with needles and a syringe, then a text message below it saying in all caps “I GOT ANOTHER CONFESSION TO MAKE” from the song best of you by the band foo fighters
June 6, 2024 at 4:07 AM
hekaton.bsky.social
p o t i o n s
person wearing earrings that are little glass vials of colored potion liquid one red one blue obviously the red one restores health and the blue one mana I shouldn’t have to waste precious alt text space on this please don’t notice they’re not quite aligned we at potion earring incorporated are doing our gosh danged best
May 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
hekaton.bsky.social
a crummy commercial?
A memo pad with a set of numbers representing some sort of cypher and the solved decoding under it saying ‘my pussy in bio’ it’s a Christmas story reference
February 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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clamps from futurama, a robot with a scar on their face and clamps for hands, is holding the third angel, sachiel, from evangelion in one hand and eva unit 01 in the other. they are saying 'gee, you think? you think that maybe i should make an evangelion reference like i make every day at every opportunity? youre a freaking genius you idiot!' the third angel sachiel has a bird skull face and 80s power businesswoman shoulderpads and eva unit 01 is green and purple and covered in armor plating
January 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
i'm coming over you better not be cunty bobblehead santa

my festive ass:
a santa bobblehead of santa claus from the distant past, an artifact of a time long forgotten. they are holding a tiny sprig of green which is ostensibly a tree and they are looking rightward. Santa wears a nonstandard golden ribbon around their neck. The santa can be opened up in half and hold things, though this is not obvious from the image, only those who read the alt text will learn that its purpose was apparently to hold candy in its belly. keep this secret close to your hearts folks
December 14, 2023 at 2:53 AM
hekaton.bsky.social
hey guys check this out
the machine scene from metropolis but there are two gigantic clocks on either side of the machine, and the workers are walking up the ramp into the open maw of cogsworth, from the beauty and hte beast. its a horrible steam factory where people are doing steam wrangling and then it turns into monster mash. it is a metaphor of some sort
October 8, 2023 at 11:50 PM
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i left the -@ in one cause its a signature right, you only wanted your name removed?
picture of micah drawn up as kronk from emperors new groove. so dark haired guy with 5oclock shadow and gold rimmed aviator type sunglasees maybe? and like strong chin and neck thats like a cardassian neck picture of micah drawn up as kronk from emperors new groove. so dark haired guy with 5oclock shadow and gold rimmed aviator type sunglasees maybe? and like strong chin and neck thats like a cardassian neck this time without a little -@ sign
October 8, 2023 at 7:30 PM
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an image of kamila from nastyreddogs kamila is, in this depiction, a white demon wiht red hordns and red stripes over her body, and a large bite mark covering most of her torso. she is being grabbed from above by a pair of red, skinless arms that have claws. this is probably gauko. read https://nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/
October 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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dog comic panel 1 has a dog holding a frisbee in its mouth saying please sow? panel 2 has the same dog refusuing to let go of th frisbee saying no reap panel 3 has the same dog saying only sow
October 7, 2023 at 8:54 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/
panel 1 three bright red creatures wiht legs that are easily 30 feet long patrol a nighttime scene text reads - they are out tonight panel 2 a woman opens her curtains to see noe of the creatures panel 3 looking directly at the woman as she gazes out the window panel 4 - four of the creatures stand extremely tall above the houses in the foreground and in front of a huge full moon text below this panel reads - the dogs
October 7, 2023 at 8:48 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
evangelion title card stating THROW AWAY "DO NOT EAT" SILICA GEL DESSICANT and then japanese which i cant transcribe here due to my own ignorance
October 7, 2023 at 4:34 PM
hekaton.bsky.social
i feel like i unlocked some genetic memory wearing big earrings cause my grandma wore giant dangly ones and its just very fun to do so as well. i have these beetle ones which are fun
someone wearing beetly bug earrings that are phosphorescent green and shiny
October 7, 2023 at 6:12 AM
hekaton.bsky.social
hey guys check this out
a cross section of the human brain with numbers arranged around the outside of it, such that it looks like the homunculus of sensory and motor control
October 6, 2023 at 1:38 AM
hekaton.bsky.social
everytime some dumb stupid ai garbage foists itself upon my consciousness
edited panels from a tree law comic. panel 1 shows a young kid reacting with suprise to someone yelling 'butlerian jihad' from the bushes panels 2-4 show 3 differnt lawyer types holding briefcases and crawling out of various hiding spaces to shout butlerian jihad, one at a time. original comic by u/reachling
October 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
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hey guys check this out
black and white illustration of wilbur the pig from charlottes web standing under charlottes eponymous web. instead of it saying good pig it now is, thats right, a clock.
October 4, 2023 at 11:27 PM