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hekaton
@hekaton.bsky.social
once again unemployed immunologist
books, board games, baking, brock bclimbing
they/them san diego, CA
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 1, 2024 at 11:57 PM
best flower gotta be the biggest flower, rafflesia arnoldi
November 30, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 5:32 PM
a real human being
and a real hero
November 27, 2024 at 5:30 PM
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
November 23, 2024 at 5:11 PM
she was the blueprint
November 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
got this large crystal in alaska, highly recommend obtaining a big crystal you can hold and gesture with for just general well being and peace of mind. especially one that is a little brighter and more enticing every day, to the point where she takes up all your thoughts. i think it’s selenite?
November 18, 2024 at 9:48 PM
maybe it could have the gravitas of the early Shin Godzilla form that just sort of scoots along the ground menacingly
November 15, 2024 at 9:23 PM
::deep in the underbelly of bluesky headquarters::
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Came out to my buddy tonight
June 6, 2024 at 4:07 AM
p o t i o n s
May 4, 2024 at 12:44 AM
a crummy commercial?
February 9, 2024 at 1:08 AM
January 4, 2024 at 10:51 PM
i'm coming over you better not be cunty bobblehead santa

my festive ass:
December 14, 2023 at 2:53 AM
hey guys check this out
October 8, 2023 at 11:50 PM
i left the -@ in one cause its a signature right, you only wanted your name removed?
October 8, 2023 at 7:30 PM
October 7, 2023 at 11:11 PM
October 7, 2023 at 8:54 PM
read nasty red dogs people! its good! nastyreddogs.com/comic/page-1/
October 7, 2023 at 8:48 PM
October 7, 2023 at 4:34 PM
i feel like i unlocked some genetic memory wearing big earrings cause my grandma wore giant dangly ones and its just very fun to do so as well. i have these beetle ones which are fun
October 7, 2023 at 6:12 AM
hey guys check this out
October 6, 2023 at 1:38 AM
everytime some dumb stupid ai garbage foists itself upon my consciousness
October 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
hey guys check this out
October 4, 2023 at 11:27 PM