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Sucklet
@heissucklet.bsky.social
Friend of the mushrooms. Finds extreme pleasure in absorbing the nutrients of treats, and by decomposing other organisms. Can cause thousands in damages to a household.

Let it into your home. Now.

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June 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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June 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
June 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
June 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*Loud-ass sounds of steel being broken through.

@naivecyans.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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June 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
//Close ups//
June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*A huge wave of Sucklets is approaching

*FEEDING FRENZY

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June 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
*As a thank you for feeding it a jar of curses, the Moss Sucklet has gotten the Pointing Dark Sucklet to point at Jia Bayou.
June 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
June 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
June 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
June 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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June 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*Sucklets are friends of the mushrooms and derive great joy from decomposing other organisms, especially those that are already rotting.

*Hope that life insurance covers sucklet infestations!
June 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
March 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*A Sucklet waddles up to you and shows you an image posted in The Middle's Tumblr Community.
February 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
*They just kinda stare at you from the ruins. Not in a judgemental way (they do not have the mental capacity to do that) but more so in a "oh okay" way.
February 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
February 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM