HeisenBirb
heisenbirb.bsky.social
HeisenBirb
@heisenbirb.bsky.social
Just a lil birb
I painted dis
October 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
pornhub needs to make a sister sfw site to compete with YouTube, you guys would do it so much better
September 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
thots and prayers
September 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Liberals are so bad at branding.

Sure opposing pollution due to climate change is great, but conservatives don't give a shit about that. They should focus on things that effect their kids, like dirty air, dirty water, cancer causing chemicals in their food
July 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Isn't the butterfly effect basically the same thing as the three body problem?
July 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
do y'all think my parents still have any pictures of me from when I was a kid? they were all on shitty digital cameras that may ot may not have been back up to an old computer back in like 2005
July 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The ice cream truck in my neighbourhood is an old Latina driving a beat up golf cart with a couple coolers in the back honking a squeeze bulb horn

Wouldn't want to live anywhere else
June 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
2025 is the year that all the big wow streamers start hardcore ironmen in osrs for some reason
June 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but its also in the eye of your mother.

Thanks mom, yeah I don't understand why I'm not swarming with women either.
June 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I was seeing this girl for a little while who was obsessed with Nathan For You, and she would always leave it playing in the background when we intercoursed.

Not sure if I was creeped out or turned on more, but it was weird.
June 19, 2025 at 9:13 AM
It's weird knowing that I have more gray hair than my mother
June 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If RuneScape has taught me anything, it's that it's easy to cheat at gambling if your opponent is absolutely shitfaced
June 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Solar really isn't a renewable power source. Like, in a few billion years it'll be gone and then what?
June 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
There's nothing better than coming home after a hard days work to sit and cry yourself into a drunken stupor while watching The Hobbit (1977) naked with your cats
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Okay fine, I gotta be honest and say that it's a lot more going than coming
Its hard to come up with jokes to tell every day

Inspiration is like my exes: it comes and goes
May 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Its hard to come up with jokes to tell every day

Inspiration is like my exes: it comes and goes
May 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No matter what I do in life these days I don't seem to be able to pull any bitches. Literally none in my life.

No I'm not single, she's just not a bitch
May 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not even 10% of the way to droprate on bowfa and already feel the effects of the red prison.

Halp

#osrs #cg #gauntlet
May 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Say what you will, but being a lightweight is actually pretty affordable
May 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I used to hate myself until I realized it was antisemitic so now I'm just pro Palestine
May 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
In my opinion, most religion is at it's core a system of government. Its not some nice way to live your life, it's a community all agreeing to live together by the same rules and beliefs.

Its incompatible with a free and open society, because of the requirement to have the same rules and beliefs
May 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I keep finding excuses to do literally anything but stream
May 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
When I was 18 I gave my mom my old dumb phone, and while I erased it I forgot to reset it to factory settings.

She came up to me asking why the autocorrect was suggesting some pretty horrific words.

I told her it must be a glitch and fully reset the phone for her, but she knew.
May 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A letter the bar I work at got. WTF is a white n word
May 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is it possible to be healthy by eating less while also being happy?
May 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM