heinz "noot" beanz
@heinz420.bsky.social
diary posts by your least favorite she/they
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$ lotionwiz
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$ lotionwiz
i am a goldfish in many ways but i am not quite as beautiful
February 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i am a goldfish in many ways but i am not quite as beautiful
so, is there a missus beast
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
so, is there a missus beast
what could i plausibly change my handle to, while still being recognizable? i'm puzzling over this myself
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
what could i plausibly change my handle to, while still being recognizable? i'm puzzling over this myself
bouncing on it, respectfully
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
bouncing on it, respectfully
boobing on it breastily
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
boobing on it breastily
defenestration, as an act of self love
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
defenestration, as an act of self love
i yearn to feel like a beautiful woman
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
i yearn to feel like a beautiful woman
i consider alcohol not a drug, but what it rightfully is. a poison
February 11, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i consider alcohol not a drug, but what it rightfully is. a poison
hey is this a good pic of my pussy
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
hey is this a good pic of my pussy
what's my PROBLEM? i love you
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
what's my PROBLEM? i love you
do i have to post pussy to get ahead around here or what
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
do i have to post pussy to get ahead around here or what
found this in my screenshots today
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
found this in my screenshots today
hello it's come to my attention that you aren't following me. why
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
hello it's come to my attention that you aren't following me. why
diary post: he's not interested in me anymore and that's quite alright but i still think about things
February 11, 2026 at 12:20 AM
diary post: he's not interested in me anymore and that's quite alright but i still think about things
ope sorry didn't mean to getcha, just trying to squeeze these last few thoughts of ya out my mind
February 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
ope sorry didn't mean to getcha, just trying to squeeze these last few thoughts of ya out my mind
sorry for having a fat ass and a crippling anxiety disorder
February 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
sorry for having a fat ass and a crippling anxiety disorder
starter packs ruined this website
February 11, 2026 at 12:08 AM
starter packs ruined this website
brb taking nap
February 10, 2026 at 10:56 PM
brb taking nap
new pfp? what do we think
February 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
new pfp? what do we think
heinz baby deer beans
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
heinz baby deer beans
so many good handles were taken by people who never used this web app again
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
so many good handles were taken by people who never used this web app again
i am a baby deer; i struggle to walk on my own, i want your help, very cute
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i am a baby deer; i struggle to walk on my own, i want your help, very cute