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One of the heads is for sucking your peepee while the other two suck one nut each
Threepeater from Plants vs Zombies, a three headed plant with bulbous, suction cup shaped heads.
October 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Happy
Springtrap pointing at the camera over a black background, the caption says "GIVE BIRTH"
October 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Putting your ear up to a pregnant woman's belly and it sounds like this
October 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Jot
Chua
Blurry photo of a funny dog guy named Jotchua tied to a cross and screaming
October 6, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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This just reminded me of an interaction at work yesterday and how tragically bad I think I fumbled it
Photo of two men. The one in the foreground is out of focus, and the one in the background is pulling off his headset and wincing in disappointment, as if he has overseen an upsetting failure.
October 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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"Big Fat Cookie" is an understatement, this shit hemisperical
A paper plate with what looks like a blob of cookie with streaks of brownie within, topped with a large chunk of brownie.
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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If any of you are at all able to tolerate reading through and deciphering a scientific paper then you have GOTTA read this one, they take x-rays of a professional speed-eater's stomach post-binge and it also has highlights such as these:
The speed eater then began consuming hot dogs two at a time to facilitate rapid ingestion. It was truly remarkable how quickly he downed each pair of hot dogs without any noticeable letup during the test. When the speed eater lifted his shirt afterward, his previously flat abdomen protruded enough to create the distinct impression of a developing intrauterine pregnancy.
September 28, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Blurry photo of a tiny kitten in a chair much too big for it raising it's little pawed hand
June 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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I do
Jotchua the funny dog getting crucified over a flame and screaming "AAAAAAAAAA"
May 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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The meme of Adam Levine sending text messages reading "Holy fuck", "Holy fucking fuck", "That body of yours is absurd"
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Pussy got me like
The famous panel from The Enigma of Amigara Fault where a young man with glasses is climbing into a human-shaped hand shouting "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"
April 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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THE
Bucket of KFC chicken interrupted by footage of the Fresno Nightcrawler
April 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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GOD?!?!?!?!
The user god.bsky.social has liked my post that says "God do I feel that one"
February 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I’ve always found future lunar/martian rovers to look so cool
Conceptual render of a boxy white lunar rover with golden windows shining twin flashlights to see while it drives over the nighttime side of the Moon’s surface. A second rover is following it. Image of a bizarre looking black and white NASA rover, with a very rounded design and a pill-shaped front window and six all-terrain tires extended out to it’s sides. Image of a conceptual NASA martian rover, lit up by deep blue LED lights. It’s gunmetal black in color, and divided into a boxy shaped back segment with two pairs of wheels and a narrowed front segment with one pair of wheels.
February 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Two MRI scans of a brain. The one on the left is labeled "Normal" with low activity detected. The one on the right is labeled with "Fat belly spotted" and the entire brain is alight with activity.
January 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Meme of a stretched out image of Kanye West’s face staring blankly into space and captioned with "Mhmm I'm so hungry"
December 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Man in uniform standing and saluting with extreme devotion
November 27, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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Threw my hat in the ring!
My favorites are definitely smothering, hiding prey, and safe/healing vore!
November 23, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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Illustration of an evil skeleton with an axe captioned with "I FUCKING LOVE BIG BEAR WOMEN"
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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I have… a type…
Nightmare Chica from FNaF 4
November 11, 2024 at 5:02 PM