Exactly!

I had forgotten how truly handsome he was.

Since he doesn't mind piss, I hope every dish & every drink he's served for the rest of his life has some in it.

See, this is what a good husband does: drives his wife to spend a weekend with her girlfriends, & then stays the hell out of the way. (Same holds true for in reverse.)

How does it work that his "successor is lined up" and "trump doesn't get to choose"?

Thank you so very much!

That's really renting, not buying, because for many years, your monthly payment will go almost exclusively toward interest, not principal.

Although, my first reaction upon being poked & hearing the sound of a drill would not be that my SO is using the drill on me. There must be a distinct lack of trust in these relationships, or else these guys are great actors.

Naw. "Jokes" that can result in serious bodily injury aren't funny, just sadistic.

Her face is pretty bad, but this is photoshopped/AI.

I've never tried frying the seitan dough directly- I've always simmered it first. I will have to try this!