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@heidithewiz
@heidithewiz.bsky.social
Type 1 Diabetic, Never Trumper

Cilantro is gross

She/ her
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My son was late walking their dog so she stole his video game controller. This is Ember. She will not be ignored
October 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These are also fucking delightful

They're like those orange cheese puffs but pickle
April 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They're gonna slap CGMs on everybody aren't they
April 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Get you a man like this
April 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is it close to Halloween?

No why do you ask?
April 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me texting my husband
March 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
March 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This one's for the mormon adjacent
February 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Welcome to my life as an ADHD Diet Soda addict
January 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
AI is like, super smart guys

Just trying to see how to fix sun damage on my mailbox. Guess aloe is the answer
January 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look at my grandpuppy!

Isn't she pretty
December 23, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Bigfoot wishes y'all a Merry Christmas
December 15, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Everyone's a sticker for eyes

Quote SKEET yours
December 11, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Why did it resume insulin
December 11, 2024 at 5:19 AM
I almost did the Russia one but it was more "North Pole" vibes
November 23, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Fortunately, this only went on for about a month, and we haven't seen any recently, although I am bracing myself for after Christmas. My living room is full of boxes of cigar ashtrays and bottle openers nobody wants

16/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes they only came in a set of 2 without the other crap. Those are the best ones.

Virtually all of them were from the warehouse in Seattle.

15/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes the glasses were square. Sometimes they were round. I became obsessed with what fictional characters were drinking their booze out of on screen and would shout "THAT'S MY GLASS" more than once to the TV

I am a healthy individual

14/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
This time it's brandy/whisky glasses and this time the wine stopper is a moose OR a teddy bear, and this time we also got the bonus of terrible bottle openers and what we eventually figured out were cigar ashtrays.

SO MUCH PACKAGING

13/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
In August of 2024, Season 2 began

Chinquinyan had moved back in

The company was again liquidating stock and again used our address instead of China and AGAIN, nobody seems to care why our address was used

I've heard "many are called but few are chosen", and I guess we are the few

12/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
This goes on for over a year. My FB and Twitter are basically "wine glass update accounts"

In May I wrote "Happy one year of getting wine glasses in the mail to all who celebrate"

10/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
The boxes change. Instead of 1 in a box, I start getting sets of 6. These are also prettier and instead of a weed design, they're iridescent, with a rainbow sheen. I start calling those the "gay pride wine glasses"

8/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Asked neighbors, nothing. Whatever. Mistakes happen. Packing slip just says "amazon"

Next day another box, this time with one of them. The next day ANOTHER box, this time with 11 of them.

3/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM
This is not my name, but it was my address.

It contained 12 individual boxes, each of which had a stemless wine glass and a wine stopper with a snowman.

2/
November 20, 2024 at 8:49 PM