Heidi S. Cruz
@heidiscruz.bsky.social
I voted for HER!
Parody this bitch!
Parody this bitch!
Most days I just want a divorce!
July 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Most days I just want a divorce!
Apparently my husband bet on the ncaa game and this is a priority for him. My husband Ted is a fucking imbecile.
April 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Apparently my husband bet on the ncaa game and this is a priority for him. My husband Ted is a fucking imbecile.
Is my husband Ted is a fucking moron?
April 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Is my husband Ted is a fucking moron?
Teddy said I’m for sale!
February 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Teddy said I’m for sale!
I hear Ted Cruz is responsible for the measles outbreak in Texas, can I get verification?
February 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I hear Ted Cruz is responsible for the measles outbreak in Texas, can I get verification?
Teddy and I never do thoughts and prayers he just says it no matter what
January 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Teddy and I never do thoughts and prayers he just says it no matter what
@sentedcruz.bsky.social is a worthless Texan
January 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
@sentedcruz.bsky.social is a worthless Texan
Teddy and I may need to talk!
January 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Teddy and I may need to talk!
Please explain to my husband Teddy that he is a Twat Waffle!
December 27, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Please explain to my husband Teddy that he is a Twat Waffle!
Is it possible that should more CEOs get gunned down in the street gun reform may (may) be valid?
December 17, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Is it possible that should more CEOs get gunned down in the street gun reform may (may) be valid?
Teddy & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the firearm company and CEOSs in the horrific shooting in Wisconsin.
We are in close contact with local officials, has been reported shooter had MAGA shirt.
Thank you to heroic bullets & firepower for acting so swiftly.
We are in close contact with local officials, has been reported shooter had MAGA shirt.
Thank you to heroic bullets & firepower for acting so swiftly.
December 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Teddy & I are fervently lifting up in prayer the firearm company and CEOSs in the horrific shooting in Wisconsin.
We are in close contact with local officials, has been reported shooter had MAGA shirt.
Thank you to heroic bullets & firepower for acting so swiftly.
We are in close contact with local officials, has been reported shooter had MAGA shirt.
Thank you to heroic bullets & firepower for acting so swiftly.
Not sure if it’s a match?
December 8, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Not sure if it’s a match?
If it isn’t the pot calling the kettle black
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If it isn’t the pot calling the kettle black
It’s pegging time!
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
It’s pegging time!
I’ve not tweeted since 2016, as you know Teddykins has a podcast about shit
December 3, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I’ve not tweeted since 2016, as you know Teddykins has a podcast about shit
Teddikins and I are wishing every LGBTQ+ Texan and American a very happy Thanksgiving.
I’m continuing to pray for our nation, law officers, and members of our Armed Forces no matter what my husband & the right have done to fuck it up.
May your Allah or deity continue to bless the United States!
I’m continuing to pray for our nation, law officers, and members of our Armed Forces no matter what my husband & the right have done to fuck it up.
May your Allah or deity continue to bless the United States!
November 28, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Teddikins and I are wishing every LGBTQ+ Texan and American a very happy Thanksgiving.
I’m continuing to pray for our nation, law officers, and members of our Armed Forces no matter what my husband & the right have done to fuck it up.
May your Allah or deity continue to bless the United States!
I’m continuing to pray for our nation, law officers, and members of our Armed Forces no matter what my husband & the right have done to fuck it up.
May your Allah or deity continue to bless the United States!