Heidi Coons
@heidicoons75.bsky.social
Humanist. Spouse. Parent of human and fur child. Civil servant. She/her. Illinoisan.
I want an inflatable T-rex costume. I would wear the heck out of it.
October 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I want an inflatable T-rex costume. I would wear the heck out of it.
Oh dear. Someone is going to mistake that balloon for a person being raptured.
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh dear. Someone is going to mistake that balloon for a person being raptured.
Piggies! I wanna pet and play with you!
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Piggies! I wanna pet and play with you!
In my area, central Illinois, several arrests were made late in August 2025. One of the people arrested has since died.
September 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
In my area, central Illinois, several arrests were made late in August 2025. One of the people arrested has since died.
He's not lifting his knees at all. It's a penguin waddle.
August 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He's not lifting his knees at all. It's a penguin waddle.
Eat some food. Not all skinny is healthy.
August 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Eat some food. Not all skinny is healthy.
Uh... NO. Scrawny white boys do not fit the James Bond type. Give me Idris Elba. Then I might buy a movie ticket. I see one movie in the theater per year on average.
June 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Uh... NO. Scrawny white boys do not fit the James Bond type. Give me Idris Elba. Then I might buy a movie ticket. I see one movie in the theater per year on average.
Don't give him any ideas!
May 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Don't give him any ideas!
Flattering to Jabba the Hutt.
March 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Flattering to Jabba the Hutt.
Mike Bost has objected to town halls for years. They're as "orientals yelling as vases." Clip can be found in YouTube from many years ago.
March 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mike Bost has objected to town halls for years. They're as "orientals yelling as vases." Clip can be found in YouTube from many years ago.
Keep the e-bike credits in Illinois. I think they're going to pick up in sales.
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Keep the e-bike credits in Illinois. I think they're going to pick up in sales.
All of them. All of them.
February 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
All of them. All of them.
Might be the only time I agree with Pence. Has Hell frozen over?
February 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Might be the only time I agree with Pence. Has Hell frozen over?
Gas starts at $3.15USD/gallon and non-organic bananas are $0.59/pound. I think large eggs were $4.89 a dozen last week.
February 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Gas starts at $3.15USD/gallon and non-organic bananas are $0.59/pound. I think large eggs were $4.89 a dozen last week.
Powerful State of the State message yesterday, February 19, 2025. I'm glad to gave you as my governor.
February 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Powerful State of the State message yesterday, February 19, 2025. I'm glad to gave you as my governor.
Spiders can be good friends too.
February 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Spiders can be good friends too.