Hegus
hegus.bsky.social
Hegus
@hegus.bsky.social
I'll solve all our problems, just give me the launch codes.
The Nordics and Baltics need to impress on Brussels that Orban is directly threatening our national security. It's us or Orban. We know that Ukraine's cause is our cause. Don't abide the enemy within.
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I'm in love with my tax return. The government wants to take her away from me.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He should be killed in a drone strike by the USAF.
(Ban-safe wording.)
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He should hold a campus speech in Utah.
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mustard is the mind killer.
November 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
W just wanted to invade that rack. Rumsfeld misunderstood. One of the great tragedies of history.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Posters should be held to higher standards of responsibility than journalists and elected officials.
October 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
September 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
One could say this:
September 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yes, I saw the date of the post after I replied.

All is well and the pins are pulled.
September 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Are we already past fragging?
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Roll call!
September 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Fuck being civil. You're just looking for justification to be an asshole online, which helps no one. Get off your ass and do something instead of fat shaming kids on social media.
September 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
September 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just want to sit on the beach and nut in my coconut, man.
September 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The persistent need for any justification to be a bad person IS an unmitigated threat to the free world.
September 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We should do something about it!

I mean, you should.

I don't feel like it right now.
September 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In here, churning, churning, churning.
September 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
He has a suit, so looks legit.
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Let's be the frag in fragile white male.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM