Hear me out: rhinos that can shoot lasers from their eyes. They can kill you near, they can kill you far. Fucking unstoppable.

Been in San Diego since Thursday and I just noticed the only picture I’ve taken is of a spider. It’s been a super relaxing trip.

You know how this site just needs content to really drive engagement? You fuckers should get on that shit. We’re fucking waiting.

I think I’m gonna repost all of my favorite Twitter jokes here and hope you guys don’t notice.

If you’re going to date a nurse who does a dermatology rotation then guess what, she’s going to inspect every mole on your body. Have fun I guess.

So we just say whatever the fuck we’re thinking and other people will read it and respond? What a country.