Heem
@heemoglobin.bsky.social
excited to fill this account with plant content and intrusive thoughts <3
douche went missing after my mom deep cleaned the house in anticipation of my aunt from mexico staying over
December 8, 2024 at 1:27 AM
douche went missing after my mom deep cleaned the house in anticipation of my aunt from mexico staying over
FORGOT MY PHONE’S BLUETOOTH WAS CONNECTED TO MY CAR DURING MY INSPECTION AND FORGOT TO TURN OFF MY MUSIC
December 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
FORGOT MY PHONE’S BLUETOOTH WAS CONNECTED TO MY CAR DURING MY INSPECTION AND FORGOT TO TURN OFF MY MUSIC
i need to lie down on a bed of irish moss so bad
November 26, 2024 at 2:24 AM
i need to lie down on a bed of irish moss so bad
jockstrap thread
(irls look away)
(irls look away)
November 25, 2024 at 5:50 PM
jockstrap thread
(irls look away)
(irls look away)
haven’t been to the gym in 2 days
November 24, 2024 at 4:17 AM
haven’t been to the gym in 2 days
just had my first meal of the day
November 24, 2024 at 2:52 AM
just had my first meal of the day
stray kids tickets secured
November 22, 2024 at 9:05 PM
stray kids tickets secured
i just want people to say gyatt damn when i walk by
November 21, 2024 at 11:58 PM
i just want people to say gyatt damn when i walk by
i still have my original save file on my gba 🤭
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
i still have my original save file on my gba 🤭
hot coworker split my apple with his bare hands
November 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
hot coworker split my apple with his bare hands
straight coworker asked if i’ve tried docking before
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
straight coworker asked if i’ve tried docking before
asking for a stupid amount of money next week during employee evals because i now make up 1/3 of my department
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 AM
asking for a stupid amount of money next week during employee evals because i now make up 1/3 of my department
friend no longer works at planet fitness so i’m stuck with this 😭
November 18, 2024 at 11:30 PM
friend no longer works at planet fitness so i’m stuck with this 😭
took my car to get inspected and the guy saw me hit the key with a wrench to get it out of the ignition 😭
November 17, 2024 at 8:28 PM
took my car to get inspected and the guy saw me hit the key with a wrench to get it out of the ignition 😭
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 AM
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station
propagation station