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heelcactusrack.bsky.social
Cactus
@heelcactusrack.bsky.social
510 followers 930 following 1.5K posts
From the Holy City of Chicago

She/her
Roller derby 💥, pro wrestling 🤼‍♀️ , books 📚
Professional drama queen 👸🏻✨

https://youtube.com/@steveahrendt786?si=0VqPNjZAnbB9z6ev
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That’s the blueprint, baby.
Lita leaping to do a hurricanrana on Christian,
September 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Reminding you all who AJ Lee thinks she is.
WWF wrestler Lita with red curly hair and a zebra striped tank top in black and white holding up the Women’s Championship belt.
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Now that I’ve had my fun with wannabe trolls, I’m off to announce the second ever Rogue Wrestling event at Feast of the Goat Queen!
A poster for Rogue Wrestling combat theater and armored Chicago, medieval martial arts featuring wrestlers and sword fighters in full armor. Www.rabidbrewing.com/feastofthegoatqueen
July 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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The jokes write themselves.
Text post of @donpbenz.bsky.social saying “You’re writing skills are spot on doofus” and myself responding “Your*”
July 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I’m sure you can feel my mood through the screen.

PS. Listen to Mantis Queen
A woman in a gym locker room holding a coffee off to the side of her hip and cocking the other hip, wearing a black shirt with a Mantis Queen band graphic in glow in the dark green and black shorts with pink flames
July 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I’ve been in my head a lot today.

You know how must people want that moment where everyone is stunned by their appearance, especially in a wedding scenario?

I didn’t get to have that. The zipper on my dress was made wrong so we couldn’t get it on right and it threw off everything.
Three people standing in front of a gazebo. From left to right a white man in a bowling style shirt, khakis, and converse, a white woman in a red off shoulder dress and red shoes with a leopard hat, and a black woman in a reddish brown dress and tan slides with sunglasses on her head. Taken through a window of a couple on a pedestal, a man in a bowling style black and beige shirt, khakis, and converse, and a woman in a red dress with red heels holding a red silk flower bouquet and leopard hat. A woman fanning her face and looking irritated wearing a red dress and a leopard hat
July 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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✨choirs of angels✨
A roller derby banked track with blue boards and red railings behind a garage in a backyard
July 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Friends, this is what we call ✨mental illness✨
A Hyundai SUV with a Trump photo on the hood
July 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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The Daleks have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A photo of three alien monsters from Doctor who called Daleks with plungers and a mixer for hands.
June 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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The first CD I’ve purchased in like 10-15 years???
A photo of MARINA’s new album Princess of power showing MARINA sitting facing backwards wearing a pink slip and pink corset with the ribbons of the corset twisting upwards to spell Princess of Power above her head
June 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A man in suit sitting in a wood paneled office with an off white land line phone to his ear It says Bob Newhart in yellow letters Cher Horowitz from the movie Clueless with her hair in a blonde updo, with some side bangs and a feathered collar red and black cardigan talking at a pay phone and looking concerned
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Some paint for today’s bout

NO KINGS
A photo of a woman’s collar bone showing “No Kings” written in eyeliner
June 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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My child is an 85 year old woman.
A blonde 13 year old girl standing in a Dollar General gardening aisle holding a bag of Strawberry Bon Bons over her mouth. A blonde 13 year old girl standing in a Dollar General gardening aisle holding a bag of Strawberry Bon Bons and smiling.
June 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This photo was taken shortly after I told my friend with the pink hair that if a man ever went on a “I’m the most dangerous man in the world” diatribe, a la the MMC in the book Quicksilver, I would somersault backwards over a cliff to escape the conversation.
A photo of three people in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. In the lower left corner is the upper body of a woman with pink hair and a white and black dress on, smiling, and behind the table of books is a child with curly blonde hair in a green and black invader zim hoodie and a woman with brown hair, red glasses, a black vegan leather jacket and a black jumpsuit with a studded belt
June 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I guess he couldn’t handle the truth 🤷🏻‍♀️
Showing that the person responded to in the above post has blocked me
June 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I highly recommend getting rid of Facebook, IG, and Twitter if you want to increase the number of books you read per year.
A screen shot from the Story Graph app saying 2025 Pages Goal 50,000 pages A bar half filled with teal 49% (59 books) 24,575 pages Fantastic! You are ahead by 2657 pages!
June 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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I’m running out of ways to say progress ✨
A woman taking a picture in a mirror in a gym locker room wearing a black V neck t shirt and black shirts with hot pink drawstring, hot pink flames on the right leg and a hot pink stamp saying kill crew in black on the left.
June 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Progress-o
A woman standing in front of a bathroom mirror wearing a red and black striped short sleeve mock turtleneck under a black spaghetti strap dress
June 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Also here I am as Miss Piggy for your spank bank later.
A woman dressed as Miss Piggy
June 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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The incels aren’t sending their best anymore ☹️
Screenshots of blue sky posts saying “anyways, this has been fun but you’re not very interesting, which I should have known when you resorted to fat jokes.” And “and you didn’t even have the imagination to come up with GOOD fat jokes.”
June 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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THE Lenny Gilmore capturing me and my darling Killer getting ready to harass each other on the track.
A photo of a roller derby jam line in front of a stage. Two opposing blockers are standing close to each other, getting ready to intercept each other.
June 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I think my child has a future in shit posting
A depiction of Kermit the frog, a green puppet with a lighter green collar as Chappell Roan with red lipstick and red curly hair holding up a wooden cross in front of lesbian flag colored hearts that says “Ew Men” in black text
June 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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She needs a name.
A raspberry bush sapling with many green leaves and sprouting branches
May 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of Absolutely Fabulous standing in front of a pink background. Bubbles with curled blonde hair, a pink bow, a pink fur shrug, a beige dress, white knee socks and wedge espadrilles with blue toes, Saffy with brown hair in a low ponytail, a navy blue blazer, black trousers and black shoes, Eddie with red curly hair, a fawn colored fur collar, a gold blazer, black latex pants, and gold lace up heels, Mrs. Monsoon, with short white hair, in a button up grey patterned hair, a tan vest and black trousers and shows, and Patsy with a blonde 80s business updo, a black long sleeved leather dress, black tights, and black knee high boots
May 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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My baby raspberry bush seems to be very happy 🥹
A photo of a raspberry bush sapling, fully leafed with green leaves, planted in a garden.
May 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM