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@heeeraldo.bsky.social
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heeeraldo.bsky.social
rotating this footnote in my mind forever, what a treat
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
me: trying to finish up some documentation on a thursday afternoon
jira: unexpectedly flirty in the admin panel
a snippet of a screenshot from jira’s admin panel, which says “Grant the power of releases” as a title and then “You can give users in a project the permission” (which is clearly cut off from an ongoing sentence) the text is black on a light purple background, and there’s a small icon that looks like a sheet of purple paper with the bottom right corner folded inwards
September 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
it’s fine
August 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
i'm not explaining this
a meme on white background with black text. a picture of Joanna Newsom in a bluish/purple dress with her arms in the air and billowy sleeves. at 12 o'clock the text reads "ponder a Joanna Newsome lyric about love and/or time" and a curved arrow points to text at the 3 o'clock position that says "girl, what", and another curved arrow to 6 o'clock and a text block that says "actually no, she's completely right" and then a curved arrow to the 9 o'clock position that says "remember it's most likely about Andy Samberg" and then a curved arrow to the 12 o'clock position, completing the circle
July 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
saw the sf6 trailer for third costumes, now wondering who decided m.bison needed to look like he stepped out of a joe gage movie
a street fighter 6 frame grab of m. bison’s win post with cropped white hair, an open black shearling coat with no shirt underneath and black chaps over pants with his right fist held up and emanating energy. he has facial and chest scars that are glowing with the same energy.
June 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
realized i posted this in the work slack and the friend slack but not really anywhere else. behold: chicago mix layer cake
a cross section photo of a layer cake on a wire rack. the frosting is brown with flaky salt crystals scattered on it, and the caption “salted caramel frosting,” the first cake layer is a pale beige, the filling is a bright orange pudding with the caption “cheddar cheese pastry cream” and the lower cake layer is also beige with the caption “popcorn cake (ground popcorn and freeze dried corn in here)”
April 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
immediately thought of this
a meme based on the poster for the movie Carol but where the original poster had the movie title under the actors names, this one says “Harold, they’re lesbians”
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
just an incredible naming choice here
a screenshot of the old navy canada website, featuring the page title "ProTrain Bottoms" and a cutoff portion of a shirtless model in a pair of shorts
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
who wants to see an extremely unfortunate translation
a sealed package of pumpkin seeds, with labeling in english, french, and chinese. the french translation uses the word “semence” which is accurate but funny as opposed to the more common “grain”
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
had a lovely (and smoky) time at explosions in the sky
five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with white lights from multiple low angles a red-lot faraway shot of a band on stage, figures barely visible behind smoke, and the arch and decorations of the venue visible five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with purple lights from multiple low angles. the angle is wide enough to show the whole stage and art deco elements behind the band five men on stage, mostly obscured by smoke and lit with purple lights from multiple low angles
September 24, 2024 at 6:57 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
as promised
January 9, 2024 at 3:54 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
first thought upon reading this: where does this person live that six packs of cream cheese is less than $14, because it’s clearly somewhere with wild dairy subsidies
January 8, 2024 at 2:10 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
@mostlymartha.bsky.social guess who i ran into in a bar in vancouver
December 28, 2023 at 6:27 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
don’t! that’s what they’re for! if i wasn’t watching the screens i wouldn’t have been looking at a whole lot lol
a photo from beyoncé’s world tour concert taken from far from the stage; beyoncé is not terribly visible and half the photo is a closeup of her projected on to screens
November 24, 2023 at 3:56 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
enjoying this timeline synchronicity c/o @whataretheauds.bsky.social and @merrittk.com
November 6, 2023 at 9:32 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
@heartcookie.bsky.social this felt accurate
a screenshot of co-star, reading “Whitney @msheartcookie • Virgo D Capricorn ^ Aries You and Whitney in a mad scientist's laboratory & You tinker with beakers and test tubes Whitnev creates a secret formula *I You accidentally cause an explosion”
August 18, 2023 at 7:28 PM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
@griph.bsky.social the cube is back!
me (late 30s, cis man, bearded) wearing a shirt with oranges printed on it and resting one hand on the Alamo sculpture that resides in Astor Square. The sculpture is black and is a cube.
August 1, 2023 at 12:02 AM
heeeraldo.bsky.social
@jengi.bsky.social so my other half has taken up the (duck) egg hunt and so I am passing this on:
a screenshot of a text message conversation, the first message reads: “so I did a bit of calling around, and the following places do not have duck eggs: - urban fair in coal harbour - save-on on cambie - save-on on main - Robson butcher - whole foods on robson - buy-low - Windsor meats - Jackson poultry” the second says “aw you” and the third says “There is a farm that says they produce them in Richmond near the knight street bridge, but I don’t know if you can buy direct from them”
July 13, 2023 at 8:39 PM