What's all of this then
October 31, 2023 at 12:01 AM
What's all of this then
Showing up to the function with no teeth but a brand new baleen.
July 25, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Showing up to the function with no teeth but a brand new baleen.
Worst part about giving my cats affection since they were born is they don't fuck off ever.
July 19, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Worst part about giving my cats affection since they were born is they don't fuck off ever.
Happy Friday skeeters
July 14, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Happy Friday skeeters
Becoming a youth pastor to convince kids the best way into heaven is performing in a thrash metal band.
July 12, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Becoming a youth pastor to convince kids the best way into heaven is performing in a thrash metal band.
It I got outta the swimming hole and had a leech on me I'd just leave it there. I'll grow more blood, lil fellas just doing what's natural to him.
July 11, 2023 at 11:23 PM
It I got outta the swimming hole and had a leech on me I'd just leave it there. I'll grow more blood, lil fellas just doing what's natural to him.
Threads is for the dead-behind-the-eyes freaks and Bluesky is for the lil goblin freaks.
July 6, 2023 at 11:07 PM
Threads is for the dead-behind-the-eyes freaks and Bluesky is for the lil goblin freaks.
I'm the burger queen.
July 6, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I'm the burger queen.
Being gangstalked by several individuals who think I'm cool and want to be my friend but are too shy to say anything.
July 2, 2023 at 10:57 PM
Being gangstalked by several individuals who think I'm cool and want to be my friend but are too shy to say anything.
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I don’t think the dog that bit me should be put down
July 2, 2023 at 8:20 PM
I don’t think the dog that bit me should be put down
For no particular reason I'm thinking about the part in Prayer to God where he says "kill em just fuckin kill em" over and over.
June 30, 2023 at 3:50 PM
For no particular reason I'm thinking about the part in Prayer to God where he says "kill em just fuckin kill em" over and over.
The Gaylord convention is in town and you bet my ass swore fealty.
June 30, 2023 at 1:24 PM
The Gaylord convention is in town and you bet my ass swore fealty.
Best day of my life was a month or so ago when I woke up and scrolled on my phone and saw like five separate videos of Karen Carpenter playing drums.
June 29, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Best day of my life was a month or so ago when I woke up and scrolled on my phone and saw like five separate videos of Karen Carpenter playing drums.
It's hard to believe but its true, I fell down a well.
June 29, 2023 at 12:29 PM
It's hard to believe but its true, I fell down a well.
Getting your legs ripped off probably feels soooo good for one second.
June 28, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Getting your legs ripped off probably feels soooo good for one second.
I'm the first person on bluesky to be on the phone in the dark even though my throat hurts.
June 28, 2023 at 2:22 AM
I'm the first person on bluesky to be on the phone in the dark even though my throat hurts.
I'm rotating 14-15 cubes of several sizes in my mind.
June 28, 2023 at 2:18 AM
I'm rotating 14-15 cubes of several sizes in my mind.