it’s a sign he’s meant for the west coast. like i legit didn’t get what was weird about what he said for a minute hahahahaivedranksomuchliquidkalesaveme

thank you!!! he is already a disaster 1 session in im so proud of him 🥲

also nym doing cartwheels in chainmail goddamn he's putting taht +1 strength to WORK

phenomenal. this is it exactly. this is perfect. i love it. i love us we're disasters

hes a paladin with 0 braincells and a lot of anxiety. a stressed out golden retriever puppy. a deeply repressed elf that plays with he sword all day (literally)

taking like 6 months off of writing fic has been extremely necessary for my brain and while i do plan on coming back to finish off fics like PB, it's reaaaaaaaally hard for me to make myself /want/ to do that when fandom entitlement is at an all time high. i'm not a fucking content factory.

i can NOT romance astarion in this playthrough but holy shit my durge is like a foot and a half taller than him and could yeet him like a fuckin frisbee how can i NOT at least see if they will lift astarion up against the tree

i love playing drow b/c you can just walk into every goblin/Absolute encounter and no one questions you. and you can cast dancing lights :)

when i worked at a zoo with free roaming animals we had to be on high alert for people trying to feed the animals b/c it's so so so so so dangerous and people do not realize. and they assume if they keep jsut enough distance, they won't get bitten, but if an animal has rabies it will just go aggro

she should absolutely not do that, if she gets bitten she IMMEDIATELY will have to go to the hospital and go on a course of rabies shots (there are a lot, and they're PAINFUL) because once symptoms show, it's too late, you're dead. not sick, dead. you can't play with that shit it's so serious.

anyways guess whos about to drop a stupid amount of money on a stupid phone and then curl up under my desk and cry for 15 hours in jobless existential angst

due to various updates/drivers/etc causing issues, i'd say i've had to troubleshoot my PC about 10 times in the past 2 years. my mac products? like 3 times. and yeah, my laptop did shit the bed last year, but it was a hardware issue that was somewhat my own fault lol

i would definitely never evangelize for the company, and i definitely wouldn't give up my PC if i had the choice, but PCs & microsoft products are absolutely not user friendly and require a MASSIVE knowledge base to use properly, and even then, when shit fucks up it could be 10000 different things

android/PC users never want to admit that apple products are superior but i'm sorry they just are. yeah, there are downsides, and apple fucking sucks as a company, and planned obsolescence etc., but as someone who has extensively used both, apple shit is infinitely more user friendly and manageable