Hedgerow Bob
@hedgerowbob.bsky.social
Venerable snowflake. Horrified how we’re treating Mother Nature. Sarcasm as an art form, pro EU and lifelong Labour. Music, books and gardening keep me sane. Oh, and cheese, there must be cheese 🧀. Please no DMs, it’s just very creepy.
Poets day has arrived
November 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Poets day has arrived
The stuff of nightmares!
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The stuff of nightmares!
If I do much as glimpse a clown holding a red balloon I’m out of here!
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
If I do much as glimpse a clown holding a red balloon I’m out of here!
What? Not only a racist little toad his a shit liar as well? Shocked, utterly shocked!
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What? Not only a racist little toad his a shit liar as well? Shocked, utterly shocked!
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Do you think they know squirrels are illiterate?
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Do you think they know squirrels are illiterate?
Today’s winner of the weakest excuse for being a shit goes to …
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’
Reform leader denies racist or antisemitic behaviour ‘with intent’ at school, but says he can’t remember everything from 49 years ago
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Today’s winner of the weakest excuse for being a shit goes to …
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Genius
I'd like a distinguished-looking man to approach my family after my funeral and say "Agent Kestrel did so much for his country." Bonus points if it's in a foreign accent.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Genius
And ‘they’ wonder why I moved here
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
And ‘they’ wonder why I moved here
It’s amazing how pretty mud can be. Be more mud.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
It’s amazing how pretty mud can be. Be more mud.
Reposted by Hedgerow Bob
I’d have thought nothing cuts more against our precious British values than selling out your country for Russian bribes…
And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say
…funny that.
And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say
…funny that.
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I’d have thought nothing cuts more against our precious British values than selling out your country for Russian bribes…
And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say
…funny that.
And yet Reform, the right‑wing press, and all those self‑styled guardians of these values have nothing to say
…funny that.
Today’s tree of choice
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Today’s tree of choice
Who could say no to that face?
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Who could say no to that face?
And yet, they are supposed to be the most intelligent dog breed 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
And yet, they are supposed to be the most intelligent dog breed 🙄
Looks like winter had has a trial run in a small corner of Suffolk
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Looks like winter had has a trial run in a small corner of Suffolk
The boy’s first audience…
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The boy’s first audience…
Good morning lovely people!
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Good morning lovely people!
Come on, bums out of bed time!
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Come on, bums out of bed time!
Back along the river today…
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Back along the river today…
A glorious start to the week!
November 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
A glorious start to the week!
Reposted by Hedgerow Bob
Monday once more. We straighten the tie, fortify the spirit, and step out into the great muddle of the world — to do our little bit of kindness and mischief in it. 💙
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Monday once more. We straighten the tie, fortify the spirit, and step out into the great muddle of the world — to do our little bit of kindness and mischief in it. 💙
The old hedge is no more!
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The old hedge is no more!
I’m too slow, apparently
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m too slow, apparently