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hedgemaze.bsky.social
hedgemaze
@hedgemaze.bsky.social
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[She/Her] Butch punk cartoonist. Lover of bad video games, mediocre sports teams, and my very excellent wife @WaffleFoxBrie.bsky.social

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hedgemaze.bsky.social
Fight me ⚔

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July 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Oh right, I don't think I've posted this yet. I'll be on Team Seafoam. Let's fight!

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June 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
"Silver gives Roadie advice about Haggis" is one of my absolute favorite Catband scene genres
June 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Went into the menswear store in my dyke hat to buy another dyke hat. The guy laughed. "They're good hats!"
Two Goorin Bros trucker hats, one is orange and white with a Rottweiler patch that says "BAD BOY". The other is black with a bulldog patch that says "BUTCH".
May 29, 2024 at 8:39 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Today @wafflefoxbrie.bsky.social and I bought some new hats to support our favorite team
A blue trucker hat and an orange trucker hat. Both say "TEAM" in block letters on the white front panel of the hat.
April 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
I bought a really good hat today
An orange trucker cap with an embroidered Rottweiler dog on the front, labeled "BAD BOY"
March 14, 2024 at 8:59 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Baby
A fluffy orange and white cat sleepily snuggled up in a pink toy baby carriage
March 11, 2024 at 8:20 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
We had to put Drew to sleep yesterday. He was 16 years old and we had adopted him and Nancy 4 years ago to the day. I'm glad we were able to give the old boy a good home for his senior years. He was a good boy. ❤
A brown tabby cat sitting on a chair
February 17, 2024 at 8:59 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Almost ten years since my wife and I met during Twitch Plays Pokémon, and of course we're picking out helix fossil flooring for our (gay mermaid) bathroom
Four sample tiles on a bathroom floor. They're porcelain hexagons in a blend of blue, green, and brown, and they have a texture with the impression of a snail shell and floral patterns
January 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
oh no
Evil art style challenge: Ask your followers what are your art style traits and try to draw without them
January 12, 2024 at 10:30 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
The Switches are in jail now so this doesn't happen again
Two Nintendo Switches under clear plastic covers
January 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
When your wife really knows you 🖖💕
Kirk and Spock action figures, kissing. Kirk and Spock action figures "reading" a doujinshi titled "Happy Ending - Star Trek TOS". On the cover Spock is saying "Jim, please be my Tribble." In a speech bubble he is thinking "Yes. It's my Fantasy." Kirk responds "Why not, my dear. I will... I'll be your Tribble."
December 28, 2023 at 12:32 AM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Catsitting my neighbor's ancient cat Nellie, who is named after catcher Roy Campanella because of her big ole mitts with extra toes
An elderly brown tabby cat sitting on a carpet A closeup of an elderly brown tabby cat
December 27, 2023 at 6:04 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
We made Nanaimo bars for Christmas ✨
A plate with two homemade Nanaimo bars
December 27, 2023 at 4:21 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Our gifts would be magical.

(Not sure what mine even is, a label maker?)
Bride's gift for groom is a Scooby-Doo shaped waffle maker. Groom's gift for bride is a label maker or something? Gift for maid of honor is a salad shooter. Gift for best man is a salad spinner.
November 24, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Every expense was spared for this wedding.

(In retrospect, my actual wedding was even cheaper. Brie and I eloped at the municipal building and got pizza after.)
A page titled "The Reception". The location is Prospect Park, the food is Rice a Roni and Poland Springs bottled water, and the wedding cake is Entenmann's chocolate fudge cake. A page titled Favors/Photography. The favors are animal shaped thermometers and the photography is a picture of a disposable camera.
November 24, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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I was required to select a man, of course, and while the other girls planned weddings to boyfriends or celebrities, obviously I had no interest in any of those, so my future husband was The Voice Who Announced Prices in the Supermarket. His name probably wasn't Steve.
A photo of a guy working in a supermarket, with his head a question mark. The text says "Groom: Steve, the Pathmark guy" A photo of Produce Pete from the Today in New York morning show. It's captioned "Best Man"
November 24, 2023 at 8:16 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
I think we should revisit my 12th grade project where I was required to plan my future Heterosexual Catholic wedding to a man. A thread:
A photo album covered shittily in wedding themed wrapping paper
November 24, 2023 at 8:11 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
part 4 (including another colorway of the tiger shirt because I missed its alt text)

no I did not buy any
a black t-shirt printed all over in red lightning. the only text is "g.o.a.t" in the metallica font. a white t-shirt with a skull printed twice, once on a grid, with the coordinates to los angeles city hall and "dreams become reality" repeated three times. a gray t-shirt with a black and white drawing of the grim reaper surrounded by flames and four aces. the text says "good luck - know bad daze" a gold t-shirt with a drawing of a tiger with red lightning shooting out of its eyes. the tiger head is coming out of a globe, which is on fire, and surrounded by dollar signs and lightning. the text says "famous" in letters so big the f and the s are cut off by the armpits, and "get rich or die trying"
November 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
part 3
a white t-shirt with a skull inside a cross surrounded by flames and speakers. the text says "world tour - live fast - rock hard" a green t-shirt with a skeleton hand holding a playstation style game controller and doing metal horns. the text says "gamer" and is dripping green. a black t-shirt with some kind of retro-futuristic pink barbie swinging a sword around on a fantasy planet.
November 17, 2023 at 11:18 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
part 2
a black t-shirt with a picture of a skeleton hand holding four aces. it says "winning - savage in life" a black t-shirt with a picture of a skeleton hand holding a red solo cup in which a tiny skull is floating. the text says "livin' my best life" a black t-shirt with a blue muscle car surrounded in pink and purple flames, driven by a menacing looking skeleton in a blue robe. the text says "miami street legend" a black hoodie with a skull surrounded in pink and white flowers. the text says "be true to yourself"
November 17, 2023 at 11:15 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
yesterday we discovered the best aisle in burlington coat factory: the YOUNG MEN'S section.

a thread of our favorite fits:
a black t-shirt that says "anti social gamer club" with a red playstation style controller in the background a black t-shirt with praying skeleton hands wrapped in a rosary. it says "dying to live - living to die" a black t-shirt with a picture of a skeleton in a tropical setting. it says "hustle - no days off" a black hoodie with a picture of a kneeling skeleton with gold butterfly wings, surrounded by butterflies and sparkles. the text says "lonely world - saint or sinner"
November 17, 2023 at 11:12 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Meanwhile, it is time to restring my baby girl
An acoustic guitar lying on a piano bench, with a pack of strings next to it.
October 19, 2023 at 6:55 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Taking the baby to the doctor
An electric guitar neck sticking out of a small blue shopping cart. The neck is tied to the handle of the cart with a blue belt. Another view of the headstock of the guitar sticking out of the cart, while on a city bus.
October 18, 2023 at 6:31 PM
hedgemaze.bsky.social
Catband is real 🐱🎸
A fluffy orange and white cat sniffing the beat-up guitar inside an apartment.
October 18, 2023 at 12:17 AM