Hedgehog 🏴
@hedgehog-q.bsky.social
Go away! Yes, you there, off you fcuk….no, not far enough! KEEP fcuking off until you can’t go AAAAAny further. Remember, I TOLD you NO!!!
*accused of
Stupid, fat fingers!!!
Stupid, fat fingers!!!
October 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
*accused of
Stupid, fat fingers!!!
Stupid, fat fingers!!!
…just threw up in my mouth a bit!!
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
…just threw up in my mouth a bit!!
…I had to send a photograph of my private area!!
July 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
…I had to send a photograph of my private area!!
…you would NOT believe the amount of drama Ive just had trying to get into my messages!!! I had to scan my ugly face and everything!!!
I thiiiiink you might be watching a replay, mate…
I thiiiiink you might be watching a replay, mate…
July 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
…you would NOT believe the amount of drama Ive just had trying to get into my messages!!! I had to scan my ugly face and everything!!!
I thiiiiink you might be watching a replay, mate…
I thiiiiink you might be watching a replay, mate…
…isn’t it one of those sand fly things? Looks a bit like a wasp, but it’s harmless…? Mind, don’t take MY word for anything!!!
June 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
…isn’t it one of those sand fly things? Looks a bit like a wasp, but it’s harmless…? Mind, don’t take MY word for anything!!!
Satsuma Oestiomylitis
April 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Satsuma Oestiomylitis
…aaaaand a hundred point goes to…the funny lady who can spell!! (This drives me mental too…)
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
…aaaaand a hundred point goes to…the funny lady who can spell!! (This drives me mental too…)
How delicious is it to note the difference in response to this there is…depends greatly on how Tunip-ish the respondee is…
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How delicious is it to note the difference in response to this there is…depends greatly on how Tunip-ish the respondee is…
It’s the main story on the news…the putting together of some kind of European force to stand in Ukraine - WHAT DO WE HAVE NATO FOR?!?
February 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
It’s the main story on the news…the putting together of some kind of European force to stand in Ukraine - WHAT DO WE HAVE NATO FOR?!?
Oh my goodness me…is this a good idea?
February 18, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Oh my goodness me…is this a good idea?
Soooooo….how are you leaving a message? Internet cafe?! DO internet cafes even exist anymore or should I waddle out of the 2000’s….?!?
December 6, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Soooooo….how are you leaving a message? Internet cafe?! DO internet cafes even exist anymore or should I waddle out of the 2000’s….?!?
So…
You’re a poet,
And you were unaware of it as yet…?
You’re a poet,
And you were unaware of it as yet…?
November 26, 2024 at 8:06 PM
So…
You’re a poet,
And you were unaware of it as yet…?
You’re a poet,
And you were unaware of it as yet…?
RIGHT….on your head be-it!!
November 22, 2024 at 9:39 PM
RIGHT….on your head be-it!!
I was DOING a rectal examination last week when it occurred to me…I wonder when they’ll realise I’m not a Doctor…
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I was DOING a rectal examination last week when it occurred to me…I wonder when they’ll realise I’m not a Doctor…
I didn’t watch it even then ‘cos it made my skin crawl. Just wrong!
November 22, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I didn’t watch it even then ‘cos it made my skin crawl. Just wrong!
OH!!! Maybe it’s like when someone is secretly gay and can’t accept it so they give gay people a hard time - could it be that?!!? They’re secretly worried they ARE Hunter Biden…no…wait…
November 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
OH!!! Maybe it’s like when someone is secretly gay and can’t accept it so they give gay people a hard time - could it be that?!!? They’re secretly worried they ARE Hunter Biden…no…wait…
This is Quintin, he’s too lazy to let his intelligence stand in the way of doing nothing
November 21, 2024 at 10:48 PM
This is Quintin, he’s too lazy to let his intelligence stand in the way of doing nothing
I for one shall remember you as the chap who lost at snooker to himself… mwah!!
November 21, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I for one shall remember you as the chap who lost at snooker to himself… mwah!!
…seems to be implying that the public owe him a debt for the publicity HE has given other things. Maybe…? But it is reads like the way my mouth tasted when I had a stroke…
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
…seems to be implying that the public owe him a debt for the publicity HE has given other things. Maybe…? But it is reads like the way my mouth tasted when I had a stroke…