Nate, ghost job hunter
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just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
where’s the venn diagram of ai bros and reading-shamers
December 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
where’s the venn diagram of ai bros and reading-shamers
oh we love the pizza rat, yes, ha ha, so cute
anyway, in about 10 years, your job will be replaced by something totally unnecessary and egregiously unethical
anyway, in about 10 years, your job will be replaced by something totally unnecessary and egregiously unethical
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
oh we love the pizza rat, yes, ha ha, so cute
anyway, in about 10 years, your job will be replaced by something totally unnecessary and egregiously unethical
anyway, in about 10 years, your job will be replaced by something totally unnecessary and egregiously unethical
people not reading isn’t new. if people read more in the late 90’s, we could’ve avoided nü metal
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
people not reading isn’t new. if people read more in the late 90’s, we could’ve avoided nü metal
Timothy Chalmers in the new hit film Big Ol Marty Guy
December 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Timothy Chalmers in the new hit film Big Ol Marty Guy
Can’t wait to meet an AI bro irl and have to pretend to take them seriously for a minute
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can’t wait to meet an AI bro irl and have to pretend to take them seriously for a minute
writing a movie called Canon and you have to take it seriously
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
writing a movie called Canon and you have to take it seriously
Sacha Baron Cohen’s most impressive role imo
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen’s most impressive role imo
just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
just lost another close friend to marijuana, he scromited until his head fucking exploded all over the place, it was awesome
2025 was such a [redacted] year, we should do it over
December 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
2025 was such a [redacted] year, we should do it over
new years resolution
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
new years resolution
“I LIKE TO HAVE FUN!!!!” he shouted from the rooftops with a red bull in his ass
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
“I LIKE TO HAVE FUN!!!!” he shouted from the rooftops with a red bull in his ass
Washed Unc? Chopped Unc?
Now add the seasoning and put it in the oven to broil the Unc
Now add the seasoning and put it in the oven to broil the Unc
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Washed Unc? Chopped Unc?
Now add the seasoning and put it in the oven to broil the Unc
Now add the seasoning and put it in the oven to broil the Unc
Anaconda: a film about a HUGE DICK
(The snake is a total douchebag)
(The snake is a total douchebag)
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Anaconda: a film about a HUGE DICK
(The snake is a total douchebag)
(The snake is a total douchebag)
OOF: Blitzen Has Been Implicated In The Epstein Files, Will Not Fly In Support Of Santa Tonight
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
OOF: Blitzen Has Been Implicated In The Epstein Files, Will Not Fly In Support Of Santa Tonight
Jake Paul not taking the loss well
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Jake Paul not taking the loss well
My 10 year old got sick of coloring something and asked Nano Bananaaand we drove off a cliff
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My 10 year old got sick of coloring something and asked Nano Bananaaand we drove off a cliff
WHAT if the president slip on a banana peel.. I bet their’d be a lot of LIBBERELS CHEERING IT ON and being GAY !!
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
WHAT if the president slip on a banana peel.. I bet their’d be a lot of LIBBERELS CHEERING IT ON and being GAY !!
The masculine urge to jAKC OFF ALL THE TIME
December 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The masculine urge to jAKC OFF ALL THE TIME
Other people’s vague tweets: I guess I’ll be sad for many years to come, don’t @ me
My vague tweets: ew gross a bunch of crap
My vague tweets: ew gross a bunch of crap
December 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Other people’s vague tweets: I guess I’ll be sad for many years to come, don’t @ me
My vague tweets: ew gross a bunch of crap
My vague tweets: ew gross a bunch of crap
AI idiots think they’re underdogs while in sycophantic alignment with actual greedy billionaires, the dumbest dumbfuck timeline
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
AI idiots think they’re underdogs while in sycophantic alignment with actual greedy billionaires, the dumbest dumbfuck timeline
me being youthful and normal with my large bag of thick orange piss
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
me being youthful and normal with my large bag of thick orange piss
cannot get this word out of my head
“plonkers”
where tf did I see this word
“plonkers”
where tf did I see this word
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
cannot get this word out of my head
“plonkers”
where tf did I see this word
“plonkers”
where tf did I see this word
Someone on here said something about jake paul thinking something and I’m just over here like yeah right, he doesn’t do that
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Someone on here said something about jake paul thinking something and I’m just over here like yeah right, he doesn’t do that
I hope everyone learns to spell Mamdani’s name correctly in the new year
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I hope everyone learns to spell Mamdani’s name correctly in the new year
a frail nation patiently awaits the president’s statement on bowen yang
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
a frail nation patiently awaits the president’s statement on bowen yang