What is even the POINT of a party if everyone is just gonna do whatever their clique feels like doing. Just break up the party and free the rest of us from these geriatric professional losers.

I'm fucking livid. My healthcare is probably gonna go up next year. They sold us out for NO DEAL.

No one in this party seems to want to play the game that the other side of the aisle has been winning on all counts for a decade now. All they seem to want to do is make the worst faux-serious social media content of all time.

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My apologies to Bill Watterson, but "snow goon" would go hard as a porn category.

Do you think he thought a lei was too gay because it has flowers

They didn't give him a lei but they gave one to his wife and I think that's beautiful.