Eri the HECKBOY
@heck.dog
I'm an Atlanta hellhound, extraordinarily NSFW.
I make cocktails, I VRC, and have a million Tiktok ideas.
I make cocktails, I VRC, and have a million Tiktok ideas.
To my fellow business furries. Be very careful not to press enter to early on your messages.
"Current Strategy - Anal"
is VERY DIFFERENT then
"Current Strategy - Analysis"
if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.
"Current Strategy - Anal"
is VERY DIFFERENT then
"Current Strategy - Analysis"
if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
To my fellow business furries. Be very careful not to press enter to early on your messages.
"Current Strategy - Anal"
is VERY DIFFERENT then
"Current Strategy - Analysis"
if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.
"Current Strategy - Anal"
is VERY DIFFERENT then
"Current Strategy - Analysis"
if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.
My job has decided that there are 100 "little things" that won't be hard for their employees to do.
I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things.
Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3
I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things.
Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3
October 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My job has decided that there are 100 "little things" that won't be hard for their employees to do.
I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things.
Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3
I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things.
Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3
Reposted by Eri the HECKBOY
Listen, I know you have daddy issues.
Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?
Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?
September 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Listen, I know you have daddy issues.
Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?
Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?
You see, I'm a top because life fucks me so much I'd like to fuck something as payback.
September 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You see, I'm a top because life fucks me so much I'd like to fuck something as payback.
tbh... kinda feeling this fit for the raves
September 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
tbh... kinda feeling this fit for the raves
The most disappointing thing in the world is someone with a really sexy bike but really shitty gear.
AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket.
I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.
AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket.
I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.
September 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The most disappointing thing in the world is someone with a really sexy bike but really shitty gear.
AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket.
I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.
AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket.
I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.
I met this bean at FWA and low-key I wanna find out who it is so I can nerd out about Satisfactory with them. Help me be a nerd social media
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I met this bean at FWA and low-key I wanna find out who it is so I can nerd out about Satisfactory with them. Help me be a nerd social media
Dear bartender at Epic who asked me if I wanted to get the job done or if I wanted to ease into it.
You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.
You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.
August 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Dear bartender at Epic who asked me if I wanted to get the job done or if I wanted to ease into it.
You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.
You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.
The image of the axle just being a bunch of magic wands will not escape my head
August 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The image of the axle just being a bunch of magic wands will not escape my head
I haven't been on a coaster in like ... 6 years, and the first one I chose was Velocicoaster. Really jumped right back into the deepend with that one lmao
August 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I haven't been on a coaster in like ... 6 years, and the first one I chose was Velocicoaster. Really jumped right back into the deepend with that one lmao
"YOU KIDS ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR DAMN PHONES"
screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours
screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"YOU KIDS ARE ALWAYS ON YOUR DAMN PHONES"
screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours
screams the boomer who has been sitting in front of the TV for 4 hours
Instead of hating on things that people enjoy, you just let them enjoy it. Isn't there enough to worry about in the world?
Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.
Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.
August 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Instead of hating on things that people enjoy, you just let them enjoy it. Isn't there enough to worry about in the world?
Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.
Who cares what people enjoy, if it's not hurting anyone or anything. It doesnt matter. Release yourself from the stress of caring what people do that don't involve you.
Listen. If you were born from an egg, you were just slow cooked.
Don't @ me birds.
Don't @ me birds.
August 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Listen. If you were born from an egg, you were just slow cooked.
Don't @ me birds.
Don't @ me birds.
Tbh, I just need me some more pup time. I barely wear my stuff and it's my happy place.
July 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Tbh, I just need me some more pup time. I barely wear my stuff and it's my happy place.
Shit was I just clocked?!
July 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Shit was I just clocked?!
Sometimes people teach you really hard lessons. My fault for thinking I could power through it. Corrected it and on to better things
July 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sometimes people teach you really hard lessons. My fault for thinking I could power through it. Corrected it and on to better things
I would literally do ANYTHING for a backrub right now. SOOOOO MUCH WALKING the past few days
July 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I would literally do ANYTHING for a backrub right now. SOOOOO MUCH WALKING the past few days
Truthfully, it's time to rock and roll.
Pinkies out for the first day at AC!
Pinkies out for the first day at AC!
July 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Truthfully, it's time to rock and roll.
Pinkies out for the first day at AC!
Pinkies out for the first day at AC!
Can someone tell me Delta's carry-on policy? I have a new carry-on that is very noisy about me going to Anthrocon
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can someone tell me Delta's carry-on policy? I have a new carry-on that is very noisy about me going to Anthrocon
Will trade blowjobs for coffee rn
June 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Will trade blowjobs for coffee rn
Did the evil queen in snow white create a magic mirror to tell her she was the fairest because when she grew up she didn't receive any validation?
Was it just a manifestation of her trauma?! Was that the only way she knew how to be loved?!
Was it just a manifestation of her trauma?! Was that the only way she knew how to be loved?!
June 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Did the evil queen in snow white create a magic mirror to tell her she was the fairest because when she grew up she didn't receive any validation?
Was it just a manifestation of her trauma?! Was that the only way she knew how to be loved?!
Was it just a manifestation of her trauma?! Was that the only way she knew how to be loved?!
Hi what's up I'm a millennial :3
June 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Hi what's up I'm a millennial :3
Scrolling barq is such whiplash sometimes
"Uwu I'm shy and anti social" also "here's my bare butthole"
"Uwu I'm shy and anti social" also "here's my bare butthole"
June 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Scrolling barq is such whiplash sometimes
"Uwu I'm shy and anti social" also "here's my bare butthole"
"Uwu I'm shy and anti social" also "here's my bare butthole"