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Hechehombre
@hechehombre.bsky.social

Shinola posting to make the world a better place.
Location: Central America
That’s one low-energy so-called president.
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Chinese chicken finger cuffs
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Yeah I certainly don’t believe any of it.
December 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The Mexico routes are Sinaloa routes. Pardoned Honduras ex-pres Orlando Hernandez was convicted of aiding Sinaloa. Sinaloa washes massive $ through crypto exchanges. Trump family is heavily invested in crypto grift. Follow the (blockchain) money.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh come on, Ike overthrew Guatemala on the false pretext of it being on the verge of communism, and that worked out alright for him and his UFCO buddies.
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
With either Nasralla or Asfura likely to be the next president, there’s a good chance that president Castro’s ZEDE repeal will be withdrawn. That would allow for the return to narco-crypto Wild West status and Orlando Hernandez will certainly have a hand in that.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Now that Orlando Hernandez is free, it would not surprise me if he turns up living at Prospera. (It would also not surprise me if he gets disappeared.) An intrepid reporter would do well to hang out at Roatan Brewery and chat with the Prospera weirdos who are always hanging out.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I live a few km from Prospera. You don’t go over there uninvited; it’s a mix of Sam Bankman-Fried types with lots of armed security. Lots of potential investors come here on vacation but I think there’s too much uncertainty with the lawsuit to generate continued investment.
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Oh no, they’ll be compromised by the constantly clogged toilets because they don’t know that you don’t flush tp in Latin America.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hegseth happy to use they/them pronouns when personal accountability is in question huh?
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
These guys are just trying to deliver the coke that goes up her nose.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Get off the fence. Drop the “probably.”
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I know a guy who once fueled himself through a 42 mile mountain trail running race with plastic baggies full of garlic mashed potatoes instead of Gu. Legend.
December 1, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There is a crypto “charter city” in Honduras called Prospera. Peter Thiel is a major investor and Orlando Hernandez was instrumental. A lot of Trump family crypto scams funnel through there. It’s a “follow the (blockchain) money” story.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Look they could have gone into veterinary medicine or hospice services or something.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The absolutely funniest thing is that there is no business model that even begins to recoup the billions invested in generative AI. Everyone wants to fuck around with it but no one wants to pay for it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Orlando Hernandez is Sinaloa, and Sinaloa has underwritten much of the Trump family crypto grift.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
There is a crypto “charter city” in Honduras called Prospero. Peter Thiel is a major investor and Orlando Hernandez was instrumental. A lot of Trump family crypto scams funnel through there. It’s a “follow the (blockchain) money” story.
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Because he’s Sinaloa, and Sinaloa has underwritten much of the Trump family crypto grift.
December 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There is a crypto “charter city” in Honduras called Prospero. Peter Thiel is a major investor and Orlando Hernandez was instrumental. A lot of Trump family crypto scams funnel through there. It’s a “follow the money” story.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“Pétard comes from the Middle French péter, to fart, from the root pet, expulsion of intestinal gas, derived from the Latin peditus”…further proof that all great humor is scatological.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Little known fact about Arch Manning: He was named after a popular comic book character.
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Pharma CEOs have not been doing a good job of visiting Mar a Lago with suitcases full of cash.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yes but he’s white. You can’t just put him in jail with the…uhh…dark people.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hitchbot didn’t last very long in Philly.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM