Agree with every word of this.

But can you please explain why so many of them voted for someone who has absolute contempt for them?

I really cannot begin to understand.

Move with the times, sir. You WERE a country that stands up to dictators. You ARE a country that cosies up to dictators

Why were you reading ‘Ann Frank’ in the dark while you were watching a video?

What was the video about?

Why didn’t your teacher spell Anne Frank’s name correctly?

So basically anything that was turned into a movie by Abbott and Costello?

When he got voted in the first time (that is so depressing to say - you guys did it TWICE?) a German newspaper had the headline

Bitte nicht der Horreur Clown!

I’ve kind of always thought ‘HorrorClown’ ever since.

Colour. Labour. Storey

I’m just impressed that you’re ‘rewatching’ something you’ve never seen before.

Although as I get older, that trick is getting easier

Funny old game. Pedro tries to elbow Yarmulyuk’s head off last week, no foul. Incidental touching of heads this week, penalty.

Intent just doesn’t seem to count for anything. I mean it’s not everything, but it shouldn’t be nothing?

I do not believe that you have met my mother

The Curious Incident … got me out of a funk a couple of years ago. I really loved it, but my partner really, really did not. She did find it compelling though - might be a good place to get things rolling

Snap. I had the best dog too

Well, it was certainly better than Mr Diamond Pants refusing to beat up his grandfather for a while

Thank you - it is. The worst is that people who don’t love dogs think you just lost your dog, it’s not like such a big deal.

But fortunately a lot of people do love dogs

Agree - I just couldn’t stand twitter anymore - I joined here an hour ago and your message was the second one I saw.

This was my girl, who was the sweetest soul I’ve ever met. We lost her a little while ago