BOARSER-ERA BORIS👑
@heavyrocksboar.bsky.social
POWERLIFTER | FINAL BOSS BOAR | HOME COOK | BIG FELLA | It’s BORIS! Male, early 40s. Here for good vibes but low tolerance for BS. Contains talk and pics of lifting progress, food, videogames, and large gay male furry size mayhem! Can be NSFW, NO minors!🔞
🍽️: Okay, this fucking RULED- Earlier in the week I made some homemade smoked pulled chicken for sammies and for the leftovers I made some homemade dough, pickled some red onions and added bacon and jalapeños and made this BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA on a buttery flaky crust with a nice CRONCH, SO damn good!🔥😤
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
🍽️: Okay, this fucking RULED- Earlier in the week I made some homemade smoked pulled chicken for sammies and for the leftovers I made some homemade dough, pickled some red onions and added bacon and jalapeños and made this BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA on a buttery flaky crust with a nice CRONCH, SO damn good!🔥😤
Was chilling at a coffee shop with the boyf earlier and did a quick* and silly sketch of a BIG @brooding.bsky.social showing off on my iPad mini in Procreate! 🐗💪🔥
*”Quick” for me actually took a fair bit and I had to crop the legs because they were disproportionately way too long, whüps💦
*”Quick” for me actually took a fair bit and I had to crop the legs because they were disproportionately way too long, whüps💦
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Was chilling at a coffee shop with the boyf earlier and did a quick* and silly sketch of a BIG @brooding.bsky.social showing off on my iPad mini in Procreate! 🐗💪🔥
*”Quick” for me actually took a fair bit and I had to crop the legs because they were disproportionately way too long, whüps💦
*”Quick” for me actually took a fair bit and I had to crop the legs because they were disproportionately way too long, whüps💦
I dunno man, I was kind of expecting a BETTER REWARD: 🐗🤔📕
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I dunno man, I was kind of expecting a BETTER REWARD: 🐗🤔📕
Was about to go downstairs for something and then GUESS WHO WANTED to HANG OUT: 🐗🐢💪🦎👀
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Was about to go downstairs for something and then GUESS WHO WANTED to HANG OUT: 🐗🐢💪🦎👀
Need bigger? Maybe the WORLD would make a better throne for me, or I could just hold it in my MIGHTY PAWB! 🐗🐢💪🌎😤
Thanks again to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for these big bossy ALTS!💪❤️
Thanks again to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for these big bossy ALTS!💪❤️
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Need bigger? Maybe the WORLD would make a better throne for me, or I could just hold it in my MIGHTY PAWB! 🐗🐢💪🌎😤
Thanks again to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for these big bossy ALTS!💪❤️
Thanks again to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for these big bossy ALTS!💪❤️
Gahaha! Don’t mind me, was just keeping the throne WARM for ya! Now how’s about Boarser to Bowser we have a KOOPA KISS? 🐗🐢❤️😚🐢💦
A huge thanks to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for drawing this for having me help translate his manga! Tiny Bowser was his idea but I liked it a lot~
(Some alts in comments!)
A huge thanks to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for drawing this for having me help translate his manga! Tiny Bowser was his idea but I liked it a lot~
(Some alts in comments!)
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Gahaha! Don’t mind me, was just keeping the throne WARM for ya! Now how’s about Boarser to Bowser we have a KOOPA KISS? 🐗🐢❤️😚🐢💦
A huge thanks to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for drawing this for having me help translate his manga! Tiny Bowser was his idea but I liked it a lot~
(Some alts in comments!)
A huge thanks to @kitoradragon.bsky.social for drawing this for having me help translate his manga! Tiny Bowser was his idea but I liked it a lot~
(Some alts in comments!)
Went outside and sat on the porch and saw there was a KOOPA (aka a TURT) stranded in the middle of the street! He was trying to scuttle under a car tire which seemed bad so I put on some disposable gloves, carried him in an open box and walked about 5 mins to a neighborhood pond and let em go! 🐗🐢💪❤️🐢
November 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Went outside and sat on the porch and saw there was a KOOPA (aka a TURT) stranded in the middle of the street! He was trying to scuttle under a car tire which seemed bad so I put on some disposable gloves, carried him in an open box and walked about 5 mins to a neighborhood pond and let em go! 🐗🐢💪❤️🐢
Gahaha, hey congrats big guy! Ya boar is IN, if selected you can pick the flavor~! 🐗🐢💪🔥
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gahaha, hey congrats big guy! Ya boar is IN, if selected you can pick the flavor~! 🐗🐢💪🔥
One of these days I need to get an icon of me piloting some kinda ship in homage to 90s SHMUPS and ARCADE GAMES, something really pixelated and stylish in design (and looking too chunky for the cockpit of course)! 🐗💪🚀🔥
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One of these days I need to get an icon of me piloting some kinda ship in homage to 90s SHMUPS and ARCADE GAMES, something really pixelated and stylish in design (and looking too chunky for the cockpit of course)! 🐗💪🚀🔥
Man, forget the internet… sometimes I wish I had one of those “CUP ON A STRING” phones (like the ones kids in movies I saw growing up seemed to have) by my bed that’s directly wired to all the HOMIES even if they live on the other side of the world or something: 🐗🐢🗣️☎️
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Man, forget the internet… sometimes I wish I had one of those “CUP ON A STRING” phones (like the ones kids in movies I saw growing up seemed to have) by my bed that’s directly wired to all the HOMIES even if they live on the other side of the world or something: 🐗🐢🗣️☎️
Saw the Mario Galaxy Movie direct and hearing Miyamoto say Bowser Jr “takes the place” of Bowser who was shrunk in the first movie makes it sound like the Bows himself is barely gonna be in it this time… now I’m not sure if I’ll even see it! 🐗🐢🔥😤
They knew what they were doing with THIS, though:🤔
They knew what they were doing with THIS, though:🤔
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Saw the Mario Galaxy Movie direct and hearing Miyamoto say Bowser Jr “takes the place” of Bowser who was shrunk in the first movie makes it sound like the Bows himself is barely gonna be in it this time… now I’m not sure if I’ll even see it! 🐗🐢🔥😤
They knew what they were doing with THIS, though:🤔
They knew what they were doing with THIS, though:🤔
Do you ever feel that the world is… your CLOYSTER 🦪🌎
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Do you ever feel that the world is… your CLOYSTER 🦪🌎
🍽️:Gat DAMN, usually I don’t like my curry soupy but tried making Hokkaido SOUP CURRY for the first time and it was AMAZING! Took a while to flash fry all the veggies separately but the soup was outta this world, you have rice on the side and dip it in the soup as you eat it. Would make again FO SHO🔥
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
🍽️:Gat DAMN, usually I don’t like my curry soupy but tried making Hokkaido SOUP CURRY for the first time and it was AMAZING! Took a while to flash fry all the veggies separately but the soup was outta this world, you have rice on the side and dip it in the soup as you eat it. Would make again FO SHO🔥
Still not over how HUGE these standees are, they make even the BOWZ look small! 🔥💦🍄
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Still not over how HUGE these standees are, they make even the BOWZ look small! 🔥💦🍄
Lifting with friends sometimes things can get outta hand and the gains come a lot sooner than you THINK, and they might be eager to show you!💪
🎨 by @saintdraconis.bsky.social and featuring my friend @daeltitan.bsky.social , done a while back but didn’t get to post it!
🎨 by @saintdraconis.bsky.social and featuring my friend @daeltitan.bsky.social , done a while back but didn’t get to post it!
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Lifting with friends sometimes things can get outta hand and the gains come a lot sooner than you THINK, and they might be eager to show you!💪
🎨 by @saintdraconis.bsky.social and featuring my friend @daeltitan.bsky.social , done a while back but didn’t get to post it!
🎨 by @saintdraconis.bsky.social and featuring my friend @daeltitan.bsky.social , done a while back but didn’t get to post it!
🍽️: Didn’t post this yesterday but made something called “MARRY ME” CHICKEN SOUP last night which was extremely easy to throw together and came out really good! Now get over here and MARRY my stupid ass! 🐗🐢💪🔥
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
🍽️: Didn’t post this yesterday but made something called “MARRY ME” CHICKEN SOUP last night which was extremely easy to throw together and came out really good! Now get over here and MARRY my stupid ass! 🐗🐢💪🔥
Was trying to come up with the SPOOKIEST design for Halloween I could muster and not to BRAG or anything but I’m PRETTY SURE I NAILED IT! 🐗🐢💪🎃🧛♂️😭🔥
October 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Was trying to come up with the SPOOKIEST design for Halloween I could muster and not to BRAG or anything but I’m PRETTY SURE I NAILED IT! 🐗🐢💪🎃🧛♂️😭🔥
Forgot to mention here that I got all this AWESOME SWAG from @kitoradragon.bsky.social and a thank you for working on his manga translation! I can’t wait to proudly display these standees and uhhhh visualize things with them! 🔥💪🍄😤 Thanks a TON!
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Forgot to mention here that I got all this AWESOME SWAG from @kitoradragon.bsky.social and a thank you for working on his manga translation! I can’t wait to proudly display these standees and uhhhh visualize things with them! 🔥💪🍄😤 Thanks a TON!
🎨: In the meantime, while it’s still PECTOBER and I’m thinking about it have this generous traditional BOAR GREETING that was done by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social and gifted by the incredibly sweet @geraldoray.bsky.social , thank you so much! 🐗💪🔥😤
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
🎨: In the meantime, while it’s still PECTOBER and I’m thinking about it have this generous traditional BOAR GREETING that was done by @ginormicgeo.bsky.social and gifted by the incredibly sweet @geraldoray.bsky.social , thank you so much! 🐗💪🔥😤
🍽️: There’s a chain restaurant in Japan called PEPPER LUNCH that serves basically sliced raw beef with veggies and rice that you slather in a PEPPERY SAUCE and cooks on a sizzling hot plate while you eat it… I hadn’t had it in AGES so I made it at home with some Japanese style TATER SALAD! UNH! 🐗🐢💪🔥🍖
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
🍽️: There’s a chain restaurant in Japan called PEPPER LUNCH that serves basically sliced raw beef with veggies and rice that you slather in a PEPPERY SAUCE and cooks on a sizzling hot plate while you eat it… I hadn’t had it in AGES so I made it at home with some Japanese style TATER SALAD! UNH! 🐗🐢💪🔥🍖
I can’t overstate how much ARCADE GAMES (short, intense bursts of ACTION that are flashy & focus on replay and high scoring) are a HUGE part of my gaming DNA: one of my earliest gaming memories was my dad taking me to play AFTER BURNER in one of those HUGE cabs at a mini golf place. It was SO RAD!🔥🔥
October 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I can’t overstate how much ARCADE GAMES (short, intense bursts of ACTION that are flashy & focus on replay and high scoring) are a HUGE part of my gaming DNA: one of my earliest gaming memories was my dad taking me to play AFTER BURNER in one of those HUGE cabs at a mini golf place. It was SO RAD!🔥🔥
Picked up NIGHT STRIKER GEAR which came out on Switch today, was a fan of the Taito original and M2 did this one so I knew it’d be fire, but did NOT know beforehand that ex-Treasure staff HIROSHI IUCHI (Radiant Silvergun, Ikaruga) was the designer which had me MORE hyped!
(Game RULES by the way!)💪🔥
(Game RULES by the way!)💪🔥
October 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Picked up NIGHT STRIKER GEAR which came out on Switch today, was a fan of the Taito original and M2 did this one so I knew it’d be fire, but did NOT know beforehand that ex-Treasure staff HIROSHI IUCHI (Radiant Silvergun, Ikaruga) was the designer which had me MORE hyped!
(Game RULES by the way!)💪🔥
(Game RULES by the way!)💪🔥
Just trying to GET IN MY VEHICLE and GET MY DAY GOING! 🐗🐢💪🔥🚜😤
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just trying to GET IN MY VEHICLE and GET MY DAY GOING! 🐗🐢💪🔥🚜😤
*gets a fresh haircut, sucks a lollipop menacingly at YOU* 🐗🐢💪🔥🍭😤
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
*gets a fresh haircut, sucks a lollipop menacingly at YOU* 🐗🐢💪🔥🍭😤