Mike
@heavymiracle.bsky.social
Under the weather but on top of the world
When it's 11 pm and bed time
March 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When it's 11 pm and bed time
Their morals, their code, it's a bad joke
March 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Their morals, their code, it's a bad joke
Some of you act like you've never been mind freaked before and it's embarrassing
March 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Some of you act like you've never been mind freaked before and it's embarrassing
Same vibes, other than Théoden being a piece of shit due to a spell
February 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Same vibes, other than Théoden being a piece of shit due to a spell
I've been crunching the data
February 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I've been crunching the data
If your Mom doesn't see a picture of you and immediately say you look tired is it even your Mom?
February 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
If your Mom doesn't see a picture of you and immediately say you look tired is it even your Mom?
Me going into my one on one with my manager after putting in my two weeks
February 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me going into my one on one with my manager after putting in my two weeks
This is the guy they've got going through our private information
Low key no cap, we are cooked, fr fr
Low key no cap, we are cooked, fr fr
February 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is the guy they've got going through our private information
Low key no cap, we are cooked, fr fr
Low key no cap, we are cooked, fr fr
Nothing quite like putting your two weeks in to get the blood flowing
January 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Nothing quite like putting your two weeks in to get the blood flowing
US government is about to look like this
January 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
US government is about to look like this
Twitter sucks, Instagram has disappointed for as long as I can remember, Threads turned into absolute dog shit. Blue sky you are my only hope
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Twitter sucks, Instagram has disappointed for as long as I can remember, Threads turned into absolute dog shit. Blue sky you are my only hope
Trying to teach him to do my laundry
January 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trying to teach him to do my laundry
Me catching up with someone I haven't seen in 10 years:
"Yeah so I wear medium t-shirts now."
"Yeah so I wear medium t-shirts now."
December 11, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Me catching up with someone I haven't seen in 10 years:
"Yeah so I wear medium t-shirts now."
"Yeah so I wear medium t-shirts now."
I'm going to do it. I'm going to comment on the official NBC SNL Instagram that the sketch they aired was not funny
-Adult Man
-Adult Man
December 11, 2024 at 3:45 PM
I'm going to do it. I'm going to comment on the official NBC SNL Instagram that the sketch they aired was not funny
-Adult Man
-Adult Man
Watching someone do a little prayer over their Wegmans sub unlocks something inside of me. Maybe because I know it's not for Danny
December 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Watching someone do a little prayer over their Wegmans sub unlocks something inside of me. Maybe because I know it's not for Danny
We watching dog shows over here
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
We watching dog shows over here
If I had a good way to import all my Twitter followers to this app I would never look back
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
If I had a good way to import all my Twitter followers to this app I would never look back
Asking AI questions about the specifics of health insurance like I'm in a Terminator sequel
November 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Asking AI questions about the specifics of health insurance like I'm in a Terminator sequel
Do I want to take my birthday off (tomorrow) or save it for the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 🤔
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Do I want to take my birthday off (tomorrow) or save it for the Wednesday before Thanksgiving 🤔