HeavyMetalMonkey
@heavymetalmonkey.bsky.social
Carl. He/him. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. Loud angry music, NFL, cricket, rugby union and UFC fan. Nerdy DnD and boardgame player. Gloucester, UK.
Curves are amazing, eat the cake 🖤
March 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Curves are amazing, eat the cake 🖤
Really wanted to go, but couldn't arrange getting back home afterwards 🙁
February 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Really wanted to go, but couldn't arrange getting back home afterwards 🙁
Hopefully you get a break and a proper home cooked meal soon!
February 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hopefully you get a break and a proper home cooked meal soon!
Baking bread and bringing you tea and biscuits in bed. Gonna be a big bombshell coming soon! 😆
February 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Baking bread and bringing you tea and biscuits in bed. Gonna be a big bombshell coming soon! 😆
Still saying having issues on my phone app
February 1, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Still saying having issues on my phone app
How does he feel about being referred to as "stuff"?😆
January 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
How does he feel about being referred to as "stuff"?😆
Friends cute dog Grace 🖤
January 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Friends cute dog Grace 🖤
The most attractive thing a dating profile can have is doesn't have kids and doesn't want kids. Leaving it blank just means they are ashamed of their kids.
January 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The most attractive thing a dating profile can have is doesn't have kids and doesn't want kids. Leaving it blank just means they are ashamed of their kids.
As a raider fan, definitely but I'm not holding my breath!
January 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
As a raider fan, definitely but I'm not holding my breath!
Looking amazing!!! 🖤🖤🖤
January 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Looking amazing!!! 🖤🖤🖤
What a complete twat he is! Well done for getting out early 🖤
January 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What a complete twat he is! Well done for getting out early 🖤
Izzy needs cuddles and head scratches and that's obviously more important than reading!
January 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Izzy needs cuddles and head scratches and that's obviously more important than reading!
Not every free weekend needs extravagant outings and adventures. I'm just gonna be watching American football playoffs.
January 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Not every free weekend needs extravagant outings and adventures. I'm just gonna be watching American football playoffs.
Duvet days, takeaways, films and wanking? 🤣
January 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Duvet days, takeaways, films and wanking? 🤣
Can you pick these bits up from the shop please?
January 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Can you pick these bits up from the shop please?