I believe this is the part where I reply with a single pleading emoji and expect things to magically work out with zero effort on my part

It was like 2 am be nice or you won’t get to >:(

Unironically have more success finding hot guy on guy it’s dire out here

The fundamental disconnect here is that most stuff is like “what if the guy had boobs” and I’m looking for “what if one of the girls had a dick” and that’s a very different vibe

Don’t get me STARTED on the cum situation dude where’s the clear stuff

Passing out and hitting my head on the concrete and dying instantly

YES

Yeah sure why not

God damn

oh my goodness gracious

You have literally done it already what am I chopped liver

Have you considered that you are a good artist and you can draw anything you commit to practicing