[watching the news]

my husband: I hope we get sent to the same gulag

The only statue in history not built on lies

The machines will always win

Perfect 😂

Snapping ‍ ‍ Snapping
fingers with ‍ ‍ fingers with
my left hand ‍ my right hand

Does the walk of shame from the fridge to the couch

Ha! 😂