She who Must Be Obeyed
@heatherchirdon.bsky.social
She/her
Yinzer, Atheist, Skeptic, Cynic, Proficient in Profanity, Not Known for Good Behavior.
Yinzer, Atheist, Skeptic, Cynic, Proficient in Profanity, Not Known for Good Behavior.
Man, if I had my druthers nowadays...
December 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Man, if I had my druthers nowadays...
IF that is what Puerto Rico wants.
If they want independence, then so be it.
We cannot presume that admission into this debacle of a nation is the great gift it was originally presented to be.
If they want independence, then so be it.
We cannot presume that admission into this debacle of a nation is the great gift it was originally presented to be.
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
IF that is what Puerto Rico wants.
If they want independence, then so be it.
We cannot presume that admission into this debacle of a nation is the great gift it was originally presented to be.
If they want independence, then so be it.
We cannot presume that admission into this debacle of a nation is the great gift it was originally presented to be.
Is there a reason you/your comms people aren't using alt text as much if at all post-election?
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Is there a reason you/your comms people aren't using alt text as much if at all post-election?
We are very similar, you & me.
I can't remember what the final straw was for me, but it was definitely pre-"O Magazine".
I can't remember what the final straw was for me, but it was definitely pre-"O Magazine".
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
We are very similar, you & me.
I can't remember what the final straw was for me, but it was definitely pre-"O Magazine".
I can't remember what the final straw was for me, but it was definitely pre-"O Magazine".
So, you're saying you've gone NC with Oprah?
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
So, you're saying you've gone NC with Oprah?
AI pfp says whatsthatnow?
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
AI pfp says whatsthatnow?
Nice AI slop, bot.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nice AI slop, bot.
How deadly *dare* you, Meat Popsicle, malign the Sheboygan School of Law, that august institution of matriculation! Why, it has produced some of the finest legal scholars this nation has ever SEEN, I tell you!
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
How deadly *dare* you, Meat Popsicle, malign the Sheboygan School of Law, that august institution of matriculation! Why, it has produced some of the finest legal scholars this nation has ever SEEN, I tell you!
The scene where Steve Martin is telling him off, and Candy looks quietly devastated, breaks me every damn time.
Like, nearly sobbing.
Heartbreaking.
Like, nearly sobbing.
Heartbreaking.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The scene where Steve Martin is telling him off, and Candy looks quietly devastated, breaks me every damn time.
Like, nearly sobbing.
Heartbreaking.
Like, nearly sobbing.
Heartbreaking.
OooOOOOooooh these
Littleumaluts
HeeeeEEEEEEre
theygoagain
Littleumaluts
HeeeeEEEEEEre
theygoagain
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OooOOOOooooh these
Littleumaluts
HeeeeEEEEEEre
theygoagain
Littleumaluts
HeeeeEEEEEEre
theygoagain
How about I totally forgot I used to do this till I saw it in this CK nightmare sequel bullshit.
It was gone, and then, ::poof!::, little umlauts everywhere.
The brain is fucking crazy, man.
It was gone, and then, ::poof!::, little umlauts everywhere.
The brain is fucking crazy, man.
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How about I totally forgot I used to do this till I saw it in this CK nightmare sequel bullshit.
It was gone, and then, ::poof!::, little umlauts everywhere.
The brain is fucking crazy, man.
It was gone, and then, ::poof!::, little umlauts everywhere.
The brain is fucking crazy, man.
Also, Louis CK is one classy ass motherfucker.
He gets AAAALLLLLLLLLLL the superfluous punctuation.
Got it, champ?
He gets AAAALLLLLLLLLLL the superfluous punctuation.
Got it, champ?
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Also, Louis CK is one classy ass motherfucker.
He gets AAAALLLLLLLLLLL the superfluous punctuation.
Got it, champ?
He gets AAAALLLLLLLLLLL the superfluous punctuation.
Got it, champ?
I know you probably know this, because words, but.
I actually used to do this with the word "coördinate", because that's how I was taught?
It's to tell you not to pronounce it like a double letter, because a hyphen isn't technically appropriate in there.
Yes. I was that kind of nerdy as a child.
I actually used to do this with the word "coördinate", because that's how I was taught?
It's to tell you not to pronounce it like a double letter, because a hyphen isn't technically appropriate in there.
Yes. I was that kind of nerdy as a child.
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I know you probably know this, because words, but.
I actually used to do this with the word "coördinate", because that's how I was taught?
It's to tell you not to pronounce it like a double letter, because a hyphen isn't technically appropriate in there.
Yes. I was that kind of nerdy as a child.
I actually used to do this with the word "coördinate", because that's how I was taught?
It's to tell you not to pronounce it like a double letter, because a hyphen isn't technically appropriate in there.
Yes. I was that kind of nerdy as a child.
Cancelled in 2017.
Wins a Grammy in 2022...?
And is only *now* "reënter(ing) the culture"?
How'd he get that Grammy then, you suppose?
Curious how that shit works.
Wins a Grammy in 2022...?
And is only *now* "reënter(ing) the culture"?
How'd he get that Grammy then, you suppose?
Curious how that shit works.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Cancelled in 2017.
Wins a Grammy in 2022...?
And is only *now* "reënter(ing) the culture"?
How'd he get that Grammy then, you suppose?
Curious how that shit works.
Wins a Grammy in 2022...?
And is only *now* "reënter(ing) the culture"?
How'd he get that Grammy then, you suppose?
Curious how that shit works.
Spoken like a dude who's never had someone force you to watch them masturbate at you.
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Spoken like a dude who's never had someone force you to watch them masturbate at you.
I think you can safely delete everything after your first three words for this skeet to be 100% accurate.
He wasn't cancelled.
He wasn't cancelled.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I think you can safely delete everything after your first three words for this skeet to be 100% accurate.
He wasn't cancelled.
He wasn't cancelled.
Hard agree.
He is 100% trying to goad Twitler/the admin by impugning his masculinity.
I cannot stand when folks Well Actually the blatant bullshit men say about the admin in order to make it more palatable when they were just being awful humans.
It was misogyny, full stop.
He is 100% trying to goad Twitler/the admin by impugning his masculinity.
I cannot stand when folks Well Actually the blatant bullshit men say about the admin in order to make it more palatable when they were just being awful humans.
It was misogyny, full stop.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Hard agree.
He is 100% trying to goad Twitler/the admin by impugning his masculinity.
I cannot stand when folks Well Actually the blatant bullshit men say about the admin in order to make it more palatable when they were just being awful humans.
It was misogyny, full stop.
He is 100% trying to goad Twitler/the admin by impugning his masculinity.
I cannot stand when folks Well Actually the blatant bullshit men say about the admin in order to make it more palatable when they were just being awful humans.
It was misogyny, full stop.