"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

I think once a year, we should give our coworkers paper plate awards… just let em know how we feel about their quirks..

Women give birth with less grunting and screaming than men at a gym 🙄 AirPods aren’t enough.

What’s happening today? Onyx storm releases tomorrow. Correct. Something something fighting for the Rebellion 🤗

Sooooo, where’s my dark humor crowd….