🎶 The best part of waking up

Is accidentally pouring lemon electrolyte mix into your coffee cup 🎶

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Stephen. Remind people that they’re not helpless

Me when the weather warning upgrades its severity, but I already knew it would be a blizzard thanks to my flaring arthritis:

For what feels like the 67th time in the past couple years: fuck cancer.

Tempted to write the names of political aggressors on my ostomy bags in my own private form of protest. 😌

Can't wait to see what dystopian nightmare announcements we'll see today. Happy Monday, y'all.